DUmmie FUnnies 01-16-07 ("We are witnessing the End of America")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 16, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[benjibrowder]

Nah, the 60's were the height of American decadence and a culture led awfully astray. Where Communism appears, so does pain and suffering. It just goes to show that the DUmmies hold to philosophies that sound good on paper and spoken aloud, but aren't practical to reality. Wasn't there a DUmmie FUnnie in which they were attacking the founding fathers? Or are they referring to the forefathers Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Che?

[NeoCaveman]

Heck, I added that to my blog a month ago.

[Ditter]

I know one DUmmie as delusional as this one but thankfully he lives in another state.

Why do they all hate Halliburton?We would be up a creek without a paddle with out that company. For huge jobs around the world we would have to hire foreign companies to do the work and pay out billions to them instead of to Americans.

[SoothingDave]

Revolution #1 ... Revolution #2 ... Revolution #3

Which one of these began with the crowd cheering our hockey team at Lake Placid?

[Welsh Rabbit]

Revolution #1
The revolution of the '60s kicked America

So nothing revolutionary happened in the 20th century until the 1960s? I guess thinking like this is common when you have a bunch of aging hippies teaching in public schools.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

Those who will not fight for life or liberty deserve neither. I think the liberals need to spend some time under Sharia law. When they start seeing friends beheaded or stoned to death and women turned into objects, they might change their minds on who are the real fascists.

[finnman69]

Obviously the DUmmy was a demon from hell and could not drink the holy water.

[relictele]

Liberal Christians like me are more spiritual and use our beliefs for good.

There you have it in a nutshell, unwittingly provided by a DU/liberal. Of course, as a Christian he/she is definitely in the minority but the arrogance and self-regard is there.

[Condor51]

Organized religion is part of the problem. The fundamentalists, especially. Liberal Christians like me are more spiritual and use our beliefs for good. When we do disagree with someone, we do not believe in oppression and damning to Hell.

Well I'll be... I thought all the Druids were dead.

[Elyse]

if the poor people ever realize that they outnumber everyone else and decide to mobilize, the few people who hold the wealth will be screwed. Why does the 85% at the bottom allow the 1% at the top to stay there? And what will happen when the 85% decide they aren't gonna take it any more?

On another board I saw a lib spouting this crap. I want to know exactly what their definition of poor is? I imagine that if all the welfare receipients decide to start a revolution those of us in the working class(even the working class poor) will have the wealthy people's backs because we don't want to lose the jobs that those wealthy people create. We would also make sure that their welfare checks were canceled so they could see what being poor really means.

[Phantom Lord]

What is it with DUmmies and their fixation on signing statements? Several (probably more than several) have even pointed to them as a "high crime" that Bush could be impeached for.

I had never heard of signing statements until the DUmmies and the liberal media started talking about them.

Then I learn that Clinton was a fan of them too. But we never heard a word about them then. I wonder why.

[meowmeow]

"I remember an episode of Boston Legal from last year, in which Alan Shore said to Denny Crane...something to the effect that if the poor people ever realize that they outnumber everyone else and decide to mobilize, the few people who hold the wealth will be screwed."

LOL!!!! That is the funniest thing I have read today - maybe this year!

TV: Opiate of the Masses!

[Choose Ye This Day]

EAT THE RICH!

benburch declares his passion and desire for his beloved:

[visualops]

[rockrr]

So I'm supposed to be impressed when the people who invented fascism shout their warnings against the rise of fascism allegedly coming from the right, and being perpetrated by the.....(DA DA DUM!) Christians?!

All the while their representatives are planning to muzzle their political opponents (us!) via Senate Bill 1?!

Stay away from the brown acid!

[Purrcival]

Draft Denny Crane? Only if we can get him to Wear the Bear.

[Purrcival]

They hate Halliburton because of Cheney's former, pre-Veep relationship with that company. Can't remember if he was on the Board of Directors, or what, but they're utterly convinced that Halliburton has made off with bundles of cash because Cheney is the Veep. They keep whining about the "no-bid" contract. Never mind that NO ONE ELSE does what Halliburton does, and never mind that the previous administration also had a no-bid contract with them. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[marsh_of_mists]

EAT THE RICH!

Go, Envy!

[randog]

The revolution of the '60s kicked America out of its racist, close-minded, anti-commie, sheeplike behavior. Not just with music, culture, arts, drugs...

So, we're to thank you for crack cocaine?

[Phantom Lord]

Cheney was the top dog at Halliburton.