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DUmmie FUnnies 10-17-07 ("Randi Rhodes is the Victim of a Violent Attack")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 17, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/17/2007 6:24:36 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
No can't be. Only NASCAR loving, gun toting, manly right wingers would do that. Only over breeding stay at home church going wimpy conservative women would put up with it. /S

I think you may be on to something. Certainly tripping over a side walk and falling doesn't normally cause teeth to be knocked out. Liberals are such hypocrites they can't even live what they preach. Stand by your man, right Hillary?
21 posted on 10/17/2007 7:00:07 AM PDT by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: PJ-Comix
October 16-NEW YORK-On Sunday evening, October 14, Air America host Randi Rhodes experienced an unfortunate incident hindering her from hosting her show. The reports of a presumed hate crime are unfounded. Ms. Rhodes looks forward to being back on the air on Thursday.

An the DUmmies continue screaming, "BUT....BUT...BUT....THAT PENIS HAD A MOLE ON IT AND THAT MOLE IS THE KEY TO IT!!!"

22 posted on 10/17/2007 7:01:41 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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To: PJ-Comix

No, I am Spartacus!


23 posted on 10/17/2007 7:09:06 AM PDT by juliej (Vote GOP!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Randi Rhodes is the Victim of a Violent Attack

MUST be the BFEE!!!

24 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I can't find this Rhodes assaulted by 14 Ketel One Bloody Marys anywhere in DUmmieLand!

What's up with that!? Someone NEEDS to post this story over there ASAP!

25 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:44 AM PDT by RogerWilko
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To: PJ-Comix
And after causing all the fuss, Elliott backpedaled furiously last night, saying, "I shouldn't have speculated based on hearsay that Randi Rhodes had been mugged and that it may have been an attack from a right-wing hate machine."

Fake but accurate.....

26 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:55 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Randi Rhodes was mugged on Sunday night on 39th Street and Park Ave, nearby her Manhattan apartment, while she was walking her dog Simon.

She may need the hair of the dog.

27 posted on 10/17/2007 7:12:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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To: NRA1995

28 posted on 10/17/2007 7:12:14 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: dfwgator
Ahhh, you have found Randi's ACTUAL PHOTO!


29 posted on 10/17/2007 7:16:47 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Rhodes was beaten up pretty badly, losing several teeth. . . .

An Inconvenient Tooth.

(Just for the record, lest we be accused of delighting in personal injury to Ms. Rhodes, we do not.)

30 posted on 10/17/2007 7:17:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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To: PJ-Comix
will probably be off the air for at least the rest of the week.

Who will notice?

31 posted on 10/17/2007 7:18:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Best wishes to Ms Rhodes for a speedy recovery...

Having said that, the rest of the DUmmies live up to their reputation, once again!

Freudenschade, Baby!!!


32 posted on 10/17/2007 7:19:17 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pointing out that Rhodes was wearing a jogging suit and displayed no purse or jewelry, Elliott speculated that "this does not appear to me to be a standard grab the money and run mugging."

Maybe the dog did it.

33 posted on 10/17/2007 7:20:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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"Is this an attempt by the right wing hate machine to silence one of our own," he asked. "Are we threatening them. Are they afraid that we're winning. Are they trying to silence intimidate us."

Randi Rhodes, of course, was the KEY to the burgeoning progressive groundswell in America! She HAD to be taken out!

34 posted on 10/17/2007 7:22:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Let's wait for more facts.

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

35 posted on 10/17/2007 7:24:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Back in a while.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wonder what Jon Elliott will be saying tonight? He was the sole source for the mugging story. Where did he get that?

It's second nature for the left to immediately exploit anything to further their agenda. They eat, drink, sleep, and breathe politics, so everything is seen and used through a political lens.

A terrorist blows up a federal building (McVeigh)? Blame talk radio.

Senator Wellstone dies in a plane crash? Hold a pep rally at his funeral.

A group of privileged white guys are accused of raping a black woman (Duke LAX)? Lynch 'em, who needs a trial? A group of black guys are accused of beating a white kid nearly to death (Jena 6)? Even putting them on trial is racist.

So why not immediately use the fact that Rhodes got smashed up to claim that she was "mugged" by political enemies to "shut her up"? To do otherwise would have been out of (lack of) character.

36 posted on 10/17/2007 7:25:48 AM PDT by kevkrom (The religion of global warming: "There is no goddess but Gaia and Al Gore is her profit.")
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To: PJ-Comix

That was fantastic!
These sort of things really make me smile.
These tin foil hat wearers at DU must be red faced today...No, I take that back. They are saying, “Well, it could have happened so thats good enough for us!”


37 posted on 10/17/2007 7:26:00 AM PDT by Holicheese (1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is hysterical. The first thing I did when I heard of this "obvious right wing hate crime attack" was google "Democratic Underground Randi Rhodes mugged".

Brilliant, as usual, PJ!

38 posted on 10/17/2007 7:26:16 AM PDT by Squeako (When a Republican is mugged, he looks for the perp. When a Democrat is, he looks for a Republican.)
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To: PJ-Comix
YouTube spoof of this incident

Posted by ResearchMonkey
On News/Activism 10/16/2007 11:05:20 PM CDT ·

A short documentary of the Randi Rhodes Conspiracy

39 posted on 10/17/2007 7:26:46 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Pointing out that Rhodes was wearing a jogging suit”

Do you think she has exercised since the fall of 1974?


40 posted on 10/17/2007 7:27:56 AM PDT by Holicheese (1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
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