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DUmmie FUnnies 10-17-07 ("Randi Rhodes is the Victim of a Violent Attack")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 17, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/17/2007 6:24:36 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Okay, I admit it. I am the one who mugged Randi Rhodes. I had to silence her voice because Randi, via her radio show, was making such a huge impact on the electorate. Using money from a secret Rovian source I flew up to New York and accosted her on the street. Oops! You mean Randi Rhodes was NOT mugged? Damn that is so inconvenient for the DUmmies who had a field day alleging all sort of rightwing conspiracies to take Randi out of action as you can see in this THREAD incorrectly titled, "Randi Rhodes is the Victim of a Violent Attack." It is FUn to read their conspiratorial allegations only to be followed by a giant "OOPS!" when the inconvenient truth is finally revealed later in the thread. Freudenschade Baby! As for me mugging Randi Rhodes, it would never happen. Why? Because I am the one who first brought national exposure to Randi Rhodes when she was still local in Palm Beach country broadcasting to a handful of constipated Condo Commandos. I kid you not. You can see a January 2004 e-mail from Randi to me expressing her love in this Free Republic THREAD. Additionally you can see an excerpt from an Al Gore At The Movies review in which I referenced the then unknown Randi and RECOMMENDED her for a national show which did happen shortly afterwards when she was picked up by Air America. Since I feel like I was the one that caused Randi to get her big national radio gig break, why would I want to end it especially since her antics provide such rich DUFU fodder? So let us now watch the DUmmies engage in conspiratorial theories about Randi's "mugging" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, suspecting that the real culprit in Randi's injury was named John Barleycorn, is in the [brackets]:

Randi Rhodes is the Victim of a Violent Attack

[Rightwing Freepers were behind the attack. Case closed!]

Randi Rhodes was mugged on Sunday night on 39th Street and Park Ave, nearby her Manhattan apartment, while she was walking her dog Simon.

[Knowing about Randi's enthusiasm for the fermented spirits I would say it was more of a case of her dog Simon walking Randi.]

According to Air America Radio late night host Jon Elliott, Rhodes was beaten up pretty badly, losing several teeth and will probably be off the air for at least the rest of the week. At of late Monday night we have not able to locate any press accounts of the attack and nothing has been posted on the AAR website.

[A Perfect Rovian Attack.]

Elliott was extremely agitated when he reported on the incident. He opened his show by saying "it is with sadness that tonight I inform you that my Air America colleague Randi Rhodes was assaulted last night while walking her dog near her New York City home." Pointing out that Rhodes was wearing a jogging suit and displayed no purse or jewelry, Elliott speculated that "this does not appear to me to be a standard grab the money and run mugging."

[Jon Elliott is a Randi Rhodes mugging Truther.]

"Is this an attempt by the right wing hate machine to silence one of our own," he asked. "Are we threatening them. Are they afraid that we're winning. Are they trying to silence intimidate us." Some of blog posters also expressed concerns that the attack on Rhodes was hate crime. Other posters warned that we need more facts before any judgements are made.

[Hate crime. Case closed. No need to investigate further. Rightwing Freepers are GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!! And now to hear more hilarious Randi Rhodes mugging conspiracy theories from the rest of the DUmmies...]

39th and Park? Odd place for a mugging these days

[Which is exactly why we chose that place for the mugging.]

I really hope the attackers are identified and arrested soon. We need to determine if this was random or not. I have the sick feeling she was targeted. I hope I'm wrong.

[You're right. Randi was targeted by the evil rightwing John Barleycorn.]

Let's wait for more facts. She might have known her attacker - or she could have been targeted - or something else. 39th and Park is near Grand Central Station.

[Also near a lot of bars.]

You're right. I hope the attackers are arrested soon, so we get the facts and don't have to speculate.

[Good news! John Barleycorn has been arrested and is now in custody.]

Nothing in the article says she informed the police

[Because John Barleycorn cast an evil spell over Randi and made her incoherent.]

Maybe I jumped to a conclusion, but if I'd been attacked and had my teeth knocked out, I'd have called 911. I wish we'd get a real report or news story on this. The mysterious silence by AAR just makes for incredible speculation.

[And also makes for an incredible DUFU edition.]

Here's what I have on Randi, from AAR:

October 16-NEW YORK-On Sunday evening, October 14, Air America host Randi Rhodes experienced an unfortunate incident hindering her from hosting her show. The reports of a presumed hate crime are unfounded. Ms. Rhodes looks forward to being back on the air on Thursday.

[NOOOOOO!!!!! We must not be denied our conspiracy theories!!!]

It looks like Eliot got carried away, and in turn he gave many of us reason to get carried away

[Freudenschade, baby!]

What does all of this prove? That we all have blind spots, and that we can all get carried away.. Of course, the reality of Bushies being mentally similar to Nazis doesn't make staying calm and collected after something like this happens.

[Blame Bush! Even when it's not his fault.]

*****RANDI WAS NOT MUGGED****** Let's get this out there.

[KILLJOY!!!]

Police Release Composite Sketches of Suspects in Randi Rhodes Assault

[Yup! The sketch looks exactly like John Barleycorn.]

that area is covered with dozens of security cameras

[Randi will soon be appearing on "America's FUnniest Home Videos."]

To shut her up about this Administration, you'd pretty much have to kill her.

[Or place distilled liquids near her.]

I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was deliberate, because of her views. Last week she was going after the freepers pretty harshly.

[We contracted with John Barleycorn to shut her up.]

Goddamed Freeper No Doubt !

[No doubt about it. Case closed.]

Ah shit. for the yellin' lady. Heal quickly, RR.

[That was Pied Piper Pitt making sure to place his mark on this thread. Also another loon very familiar with John Barleycorn.]

I blame the thugs! And it isn't unreasonable, considering the political climate these last few years, that someone might be angry at Randi or any liberal talk show host!

[We are incredibly threatened by their tiny ratings.]

They knocked out teeth went for her MOUTH - how much plainer can it get - someone was trying to shut her up - you know she is one of the mouthiest of "progressive" talk show hosts - and she has been on THE tv more than most - it seems pretty obvious to me - Mike Malloy and the others need to watch their backs....I put NOTHING past these people

[Yes, it couldn't be plainer. Your analysis is spot on.]

The fact that they knocked out her teeth speaks volumes. Sick bastards.

[We told John Barleycorn to take out her vocal chords but we'll settle for just the teeth.]

I hope there's something to catch this bastard.

[Check out those fingerprints on the empty beer bottles and cocktail glasses.]

Your suggestion of checking for surveillance cameras is very good, and I would think that the police have thought of this. God, I hope there were witnesses or maybe someone with a cellphone camera. I hope Mark Green goes the extra mile, and spends money on investigators, added security and whatever is necessary to find these thugs and keep Air America talent safe.

[Yes, I would love to see the video of that Randi Rhodes "mugging." It would make for the FUnniest video on YouTube in a long time.]

This may be a hate crime.

[And Morton Downey Jr's mugging may have been real too.]

This makes me heartsick and at the same time pisses me the f*ck off. I want whoever did this found RIGHT NOW!!! The NYC police department better not f*ck this up.

[I told you. The culprit is John Barleycorn.]

They really hurt her. It wasn't about robbing her. I haven't heard if she was assaulted sexually, but that hasn't been my impression. If it wasn't money and it wasn't rape, then why?

[Randi Rhodes was sexually assaulted with a ten foot pole.]

Freepers have guts when they are five-to-one attacking an unsuspecting woman. Just like the Nazis before them.

[It was actually just one Barleycorn but Randi's "condition" made her see five of them.]

But this does look like (to me, anyway) a pissed off, agitated wing-nut (or nuts) who did this. Knocked out some teeth? Perhaps to shut her up. Wing-nuts, if you've heard Randi talk, the girl WILL NEVER STOP TALKING. She will be going after you goose-steppers again in no time. Truth always wins out over violence.

[And you will be mighty embarrassed by the truth. Freudenschade, baby!]

I hope Randi is better soon. And I hope they catch the *sshole responsible.

[John Barleycorn was caught in Bukowski's.]

I hope we get to hear Randi's side of it soon... She, better than anyone, can tell us if SHE thinks it was a random crime or if she was targeted.

[I'm thinking that Randi would just as soon change the subject.]

This is clearly an attack designed to instill terror, so that we will relinquish all our civil liberties and live in a refrigerator box.

[A refrigerator box full of cerveza.]

are you feeling even a bit embarassed about leaping to conclusions?

[Nope. I'll just make up some other dopey conspiracy theories.]

Typical freeper.... attacks a woman because he's too much of a coward to attack a man. I hope he/they is caught and jailed.

[Randi's original fairy tale was caught and failed.]

October 16-NEW YORK-On Sunday evening, October 14, Air America host Randi Rhodes experienced an unfortunate incident hindering her from hosting her show. The reports of a presumed hate crime are unfounded. Ms. Rhodes looks forward to being back on the air on Thursday.

[Randi looks forward to being back on the air on Thursday and avoid talking about the 14 Bloody Marys she downed just prior to her "mugging."]

I wonder what Jon Elliott will be saying tonight? He was the sole source for the mugging story. Where did he get that? Things are not making sense.

[Bloody Mary is the girl I love.
Bloody Mary is the girl I love.
Bloody Mary is the girl I love.
Now ain't that too damn bad!]

RANDI WAS NOT MUGGED!! RANDI WAS NOT MUGGED!! ED SHULTZ JUST READ FROM AIR AMERICA..GO TO THEIR WEB SITE AND READ !! AIR AMERICA HAS RELEASED A STATEMENT THROUGH RANDI'S LAWYER..RANDI WAS NOT MUGGED!

[I still say the dog Simon was the culprit! Obviously an evil righwing canine.]

I hope those of you who jumped to the conclusion that a RW attack occurred realize Just how foolish you look now. This thread is being linked to all over the Web at this very moment. Thanks a lot.

[You're welcome. And, of course, it is also being featured in the DUmmie FUnnies.]

When Republican sidewalks attack ... Any word on the party affiliation of the contractors that built the sidewalk?

[When you step on that Republican crack, you'll break poor Randi's back.]

locking

[To spare the DUmmies even more embarrassment. And now to find a good recipe for a Bloody Mary mix. I want to make 14 of them and then go out and walk Simon the dog before getting some dental work done.]


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KEYWORDS: airamerica; dummies; randirhodes; rhodes
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I received an e-mail from a bartenders magazine this morning. Hee! Hee!
1 posted on 10/17/2007 6:24:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/17/2007 6:26:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I admit it, I am the phony attacker.


3 posted on 10/17/2007 6:27:26 AM PDT by Always Right
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To: Always Right

4!


4 posted on 10/17/2007 6:27:47 AM PDT by chesley (Where's the omelet? -- Orwell)
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To: PJ-Comix

TT!


5 posted on 10/17/2007 6:28:12 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Always Right

I am Sparticus!


6 posted on 10/17/2007 6:29:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

WOO HOO!! Top 10!!!


7 posted on 10/17/2007 6:29:08 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (Al Gore - now the most sanctimonious lardbutt Yank on the planet ~ D. Thompson)
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To: PJ-Comix
When Republican sidewalks attack ... Any word on the party affiliation of the contractors that built the sidewalk?

Concrete evidence in a rock solid case.

8 posted on 10/17/2007 6:32:15 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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My theory: domestic abuse. Every time a woman gets her teeth knocked out by a man, she always says “I fell down,” just like Randi’s doing here.


9 posted on 10/17/2007 6:32:27 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
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10


10 posted on 10/17/2007 6:36:35 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Cleveland Indians 2007, Fred Thompson 2008)
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I theorized domestic abuse yesterday and I still believe that is closer to the truth here......


11 posted on 10/17/2007 6:37:09 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Welcome to FreeRepublic!!......Try the search feature!!)
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To: YourAdHere
My theory: domestic abuse. Every time a woman gets her teeth knocked out by a man, she always says “I fell down,” just like Randi’s doing here

Could be...I don't know too much of anything about her personal life. Is Randi Rhodes really domesticatable? If anything, she reminds me of the type of femi-nazi who would beat up her sissy-boy husband.

12 posted on 10/17/2007 6:41:31 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan)
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To: PJ-Comix

So is the adminstration LIHOP or MIHOP on Randi’s falling down?


13 posted on 10/17/2007 6:42:43 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Cleveland Indians 2007, Fred Thompson 2008)
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To: PJ-Comix
Elliott was extremely agitated when he reported on the incident.

Translation: Elliot was off his meds and despondent over the fact that his psychiatrist wants him committed.

14 posted on 10/17/2007 6:44:43 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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Just wondering...

Is that anywhere near the office of Rosie O’Donut’s therapist? Do we know of Rosie’s whereabouts that evening?


15 posted on 10/17/2007 6:46:12 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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Randi said she was not mugged. Then, when pressed for details, none were given. So who did it, and why? If she can’t answer that, its because she’s ashamed of the answer. Which is why I think it’s someone she knows.


16 posted on 10/17/2007 6:48:05 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Buy My Book, Bradypalooza, from Amazon.Com)
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To: PJ-Comix

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What does all of this prove? That we all have blind spots, and that we can all get carried away.. Of course, the reality of Bushies being mentally similar to Nazis doesn’t make staying calm and collected after something like this happens.

The first two sentences here make the DUer a candidate for a Kewpie doll in a moment of brief mental clarity. The next sentence shows how brief that moment really was.


17 posted on 10/17/2007 6:49:21 AM PDT by Frank L
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To: PJ-Comix
It looks like Eliot got carried away, and in turn he gave many of us reason to get carried away

Since when does DUmmieland need a reason to get carried away?

18 posted on 10/17/2007 6:54:03 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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Police Release Composite Sketches of Suspects in Randi Rhodes Assault

Watch out for this prick! It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High!

19 posted on 10/17/2007 6:55:45 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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I hope there's something to catch this bastard.

That.....tallywhacker....had a mole on it...

20 posted on 10/17/2007 6:57:32 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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No can't be. Only NASCAR loving, gun toting, manly right wingers would do that. Only over breeding stay at home church going wimpy conservative women would put up with it. /S

I think you may be on to something. Certainly tripping over a side walk and falling doesn't normally cause teeth to be knocked out. Liberals are such hypocrites they can't even live what they preach. Stand by your man, right Hillary?
21 posted on 10/17/2007 7:00:07 AM PDT by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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To: PJ-Comix
October 16-NEW YORK-On Sunday evening, October 14, Air America host Randi Rhodes experienced an unfortunate incident hindering her from hosting her show. The reports of a presumed hate crime are unfounded. Ms. Rhodes looks forward to being back on the air on Thursday.

An the DUmmies continue screaming, "BUT....BUT...BUT....THAT PENIS HAD A MOLE ON IT AND THAT MOLE IS THE KEY TO IT!!!"

22 posted on 10/17/2007 7:01:41 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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To: PJ-Comix

No, I am Spartacus!


23 posted on 10/17/2007 7:09:06 AM PDT by juliej (Vote GOP!)
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Randi Rhodes is the Victim of a Violent Attack

MUST be the BFEE!!!

24 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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I can't find this Rhodes assaulted by 14 Ketel One Bloody Marys anywhere in DUmmieLand!

What's up with that!? Someone NEEDS to post this story over there ASAP!

25 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:44 AM PDT by RogerWilko
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And after causing all the fuss, Elliott backpedaled furiously last night, saying, "I shouldn't have speculated based on hearsay that Randi Rhodes had been mugged and that it may have been an attack from a right-wing hate machine."

Fake but accurate.....

26 posted on 10/17/2007 7:10:55 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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Randi Rhodes was mugged on Sunday night on 39th Street and Park Ave, nearby her Manhattan apartment, while she was walking her dog Simon.

She may need the hair of the dog.

27 posted on 10/17/2007 7:12:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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To: NRA1995

28 posted on 10/17/2007 7:12:14 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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Ahhh, you have found Randi's ACTUAL PHOTO!


29 posted on 10/17/2007 7:16:47 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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Rhodes was beaten up pretty badly, losing several teeth. . . .

An Inconvenient Tooth.

(Just for the record, lest we be accused of delighting in personal injury to Ms. Rhodes, we do not.)

30 posted on 10/17/2007 7:17:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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will probably be off the air for at least the rest of the week.

Who will notice?

31 posted on 10/17/2007 7:18:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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Best wishes to Ms Rhodes for a speedy recovery...

Having said that, the rest of the DUmmies live up to their reputation, once again!

Freudenschade, Baby!!!


32 posted on 10/17/2007 7:19:17 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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Pointing out that Rhodes was wearing a jogging suit and displayed no purse or jewelry, Elliott speculated that "this does not appear to me to be a standard grab the money and run mugging."

Maybe the dog did it.

33 posted on 10/17/2007 7:20:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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"Is this an attempt by the right wing hate machine to silence one of our own," he asked. "Are we threatening them. Are they afraid that we're winning. Are they trying to silence intimidate us."

Randi Rhodes, of course, was the KEY to the burgeoning progressive groundswell in America! She HAD to be taken out!

34 posted on 10/17/2007 7:22:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PJ is a Rhodes scholar.)
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Let's wait for more facts.

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

35 posted on 10/17/2007 7:24:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Back in a while.)
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I wonder what Jon Elliott will be saying tonight? He was the sole source for the mugging story. Where did he get that?

It's second nature for the left to immediately exploit anything to further their agenda. They eat, drink, sleep, and breathe politics, so everything is seen and used through a political lens.

A terrorist blows up a federal building (McVeigh)? Blame talk radio.

Senator Wellstone dies in a plane crash? Hold a pep rally at his funeral.

A group of privileged white guys are accused of raping a black woman (Duke LAX)? Lynch 'em, who needs a trial? A group of black guys are accused of beating a white kid nearly to death (Jena 6)? Even putting them on trial is racist.

So why not immediately use the fact that Rhodes got smashed up to claim that she was "mugged" by political enemies to "shut her up"? To do otherwise would have been out of (lack of) character.

36 posted on 10/17/2007 7:25:48 AM PDT by kevkrom (The religion of global warming: "There is no goddess but Gaia and Al Gore is her profit.")
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That was fantastic!
These sort of things really make me smile.
These tin foil hat wearers at DU must be red faced today...No, I take that back. They are saying, “Well, it could have happened so thats good enough for us!”


37 posted on 10/17/2007 7:26:00 AM PDT by Holicheese (1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
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This is hysterical. The first thing I did when I heard of this "obvious right wing hate crime attack" was google "Democratic Underground Randi Rhodes mugged".

Brilliant, as usual, PJ!

38 posted on 10/17/2007 7:26:16 AM PDT by Squeako (When a Republican is mugged, he looks for the perp. When a Democrat is, he looks for a Republican.)
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YouTube spoof of this incident

Posted by ResearchMonkey
On News/Activism 10/16/2007 11:05:20 PM CDT ·

A short documentary of the Randi Rhodes Conspiracy

39 posted on 10/17/2007 7:26:46 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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“Pointing out that Rhodes was wearing a jogging suit”

Do you think she has exercised since the fall of 1974?


40 posted on 10/17/2007 7:27:56 AM PDT by Holicheese (1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
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41 posted on 10/17/2007 7:39:23 AM PDT by Niteranger68 (I only post pictures.)
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Where was Danny Bonaduce during all this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1_VjxFTUmM


42 posted on 10/17/2007 7:46:32 AM PDT by Greystoke
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Is that anywhere near the office of Rosie O’Donut’s therapist? Do we know of Rosie’s whereabouts that evening?

I just want to deny all the rumors sweeping the Internet that Rosie and Randi were sharing a box of Dunkin’ Donuts, and that Randi was reaching for the last doughnut when the unfortunate beating thrashing incident occurred.

No, really, no truth at all. Trust me.

43 posted on 10/17/2007 8:00:07 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Another great rock and roll band name: Hillary and the Hot Springs Mafia)
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The must be something iin the liberal makeup that allow them to pierce other dimensions and interact with other species; i.e.:

Jimmy Carter and the attack of the giant rabbit and now;

Randi Rhodes and the attack of the Grey Goose and Killer Tomatoessorry, but I just had to, I'll be quiet now....

44 posted on 10/17/2007 8:02:15 AM PDT by par4 (Scruting the inscrutable since the 20th century)
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No, I am John Barleycorn!


45 posted on 10/17/2007 8:05:23 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Another great rock and roll band name: Hillary and the Hot Springs Mafia)
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"I hope those of you who jumped to the conclusion that a RW attack occurred realize Just how foolish you look now."

Really now, they didn't need this to look foolish. Any every-day occurrence would do it.

46 posted on 10/17/2007 8:43:32 AM PDT by synbad600
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No, I am John Barleycorn - crucify me. I love, you John Barleycorn!


47 posted on 10/17/2007 8:49:34 AM PDT by juliej (Vote GOP!)
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48 posted on 10/17/2007 8:51:38 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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An Inconvenient Tooth

I hope it doesn't make me a bad person that I just almost choked on my Coke reading this.

49 posted on 10/17/2007 9:11:27 AM PDT by KJC1
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#2!


50 posted on 10/17/2007 10:07:47 AM PDT by wjcsux (Islam: The religion of choice for those who are too stupid for Scientology)
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