DUmmie FUnnies 10-17-07 ("Randi Rhodes is the Victim of a Violent Attack")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 17, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Argus]

This is clearly an attack designed to instill terror, so that we will relinquish all our civil liberties and live in a refrigerator box.

Man was that easy!

[Charles Henrickson]

*****RANDI WAS NOT MUGGED******

Unless she had the "attacker" IN a mug.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ah shit. for the yellin' lady. Heal quickly, RR.

[That was Pied Piper Pitt making sure to place his mark on this thread. . . .]

I am reminded of the time when Pitt appeared on Randi's show:

MAKE ME KNOWN, RANDI RHODES
Tune: "Take Me Home, Country Roads"

Almost radio, Air America
On with Randi, chance to go on with her
I can talk there, talkin' to my peeps
Wow them with my brilliance, put them all to sleep

Randi Rhodes, make me known
To the place I belong
Air America, my own talk show
Make me known, Randi Rhodes

Almost seven list'ners call in
Loyal DUmmies, stranger than your neighbors
Now they hear me, magic on the mike
Rabid barkin' moonbats, just the kind I like

Randi Rhodes, make me known
To the place I belong
Air America, my own talk show
Make me known, Randi Rhodes

They hear my voice, on the phone lines they all call me
The radio reminds me that my foll'wing is big
And sittin' at the mike I get the feelin'
That I should have my own high-paid gig, high-paid gig

Randi Rhodes, make me known
To the place I belong
Air America, my own talk show
Make me known, Randi Rhodes
Make me known, Randi Rhodes
Make me known, Randi Rhodes. . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I hope Mark Green goes the extra mile. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I want whoever did this found RIGHT NOW!!! The NYC police department better not f*ck this up.

They are interrogating Simon the dog as we speak.

[Deetes]

ROTFLOL !!!

[Charles Henrickson]

locking

Locked and . . . LOADED!!!

[MoochPooch]

I admit it, I am the phony attacker.

No, I am. (I work near Park & 39th.)

No, actually, it was my doctor. His office is on Park & 39th.

[PJ-Comix]

They are interrogating Simon the dog as we speak.

The perpetrator who is committing the serial muggings is called Son of Simon.

[rdl6989]

Gaulin confirmed that Rhodes was injured after she was floored by someone _ or something _ as she strolled the streets of Manhattan’s Murray Hill district around 8 p.m., but wasn’t sure herself what sent her tumbling to the pavement.

“She hit her head on the street and was disoriented,” Gaulin said. “She’s not sure what happened. She didn’t see anything.” He added that she never reported the incident to police.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny—people-randirhode1016oct16,0,7372381.story?coll=ny_home_head_1

[gate2wire]

“The perpetrator who is committing the serial muggings is called Son of Simon.”

There you go. Think he’ll get away with it?

[Charles Henrickson]

Air America's vice president of programming, David Bernstein, said Rhodes missed her shows on Monday and Tuesday, but hoped to be back soon. "She's OK. She needs a little dental work, and that's all," he said.

She needs a little mental work, too.

[Charles Henrickson]

[X-FID]

Maybe she fell over when she was reaching down to pick up Simon's work with her plastic dog-turd bag.

If so she might have gone face down in it.

[Roscoe Karns]

[decal]

“Elliott backpedaled furiously last night, saying, ‘I shouldn’t have speculated based on hearsay that Randi Rhodes had been mugged and that it may have been an attack from a right-wing hate machine.’”

Voices inside one’s head don’t count as “hearsay.”

[GeronL]

These people are idiots, all of them are mentally challenged

[VirginiaConstitutionalist]

I hope Randi is better soon. And I hope they catch the *sshole responsible.

Police have Johnny Walker in custody.

[Ignatz]

As far as I'm concerned, you win the thread!
Hahahahahahaha!
The only possible thing I could think to add.....

GUILTY!