[Colt .45]

I have heard (or read) that the definition of a DamnYankee is :A self-righteous, morally superior, arrogant, insulting, smug ba*tard with a "Do as I say" attitude. Hillary Clinton would be the picture next to the definition. My ancestors came from Missouri, and I consider myself to be of Southern heritage. I've been called Yankee, but that is because those people didn't care to find out my heritage. I've run into a lot of DamnYankees on these threads - X, Non-Sequiter, Bubba Lo-tek (Ho-tep), to name a few. They will never admit they were wrong about some things, and are a bunch of condescending douche-bags (or is the PC term "water sack"). It must be reeeeeeeeeeeeally hard to be a Yankee as they walk around all the time looking at life through a plexiglas stomach due to their heads being locked so far up in their butts. I've even been called racist (which I'm not) solely because I have a Confederate bumper sticker on my truck.

I defended this country for 20 years, but because I love the South, I have to put up with the constant assaults on my heritage. So I fight back.

One thing I've found though - trying to teach a Yankee the truth is like trying to teach a pig to sing - its a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.

[lentulusgracchus]

trying to teach a Yankee the truth is like trying to teach a pig to sing - its a waste of your time and it annoys the pig

You're an optimist. lol

[Nasty McPhilthy]

Yankee: A visitor to the South that hails from above the Mason-Dixon Line.

Damn Yankee: A visitor to the South that hails from above the Mason-Dixon Line and refuses to return home again.

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I have heard (or read) that the definition of a DamnYankee is :A self-righteous, morally superior, arrogant, insulting, smug ba*tard with a "Do as I say" attitude. Hillary Clinton would be the picture next to the definition. My ancestors came from Missouri, and I consider myself to be of Southern heritage. I've been called Yankee, but that is because those people didn't care to find out my heritage. I've run into a lot of DamnYankees on these threads - X, Non-Sequiter, Bubba Lo-tek (Ho-tep), to name a few. They will never admit they were wrong about some things, and are a bunch of condescending douche-bags (or is the PC term "water sack"). It must be reeeeeeeeeeeeally hard to be a Yankee as they walk around all the time looking at life through a plexiglas stomach due to their heads being locked so far up in their butts.

Arrogant? Insulting? Smug?

It sounds like a "DamnYankee" is the sort of person who can't have a discussion without calling someone else a "douche-bag" or telling them they have their heads up their *sses.

How about we talk about "f***ingjack*ssConfederates." Not every Southerner is a f***ingjack*ssConfederate, but some of you sure are.