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DUmmie FUnnies 03-12-08 ("Spitzer’s Resignation Would Mean a Superdelegate Loss for Hillary")
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| March 12, 2008
| KOmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 03/12/2008 6:06:27 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
ONE LESS VOTE IN DENVER
Tune: "One Less Bell to Answer"
One less vote in Denver
One less Number Nine
One less chance
To reach November
I should be winning
But all I do is whine
Oh, I should be winning . . .
I only know that if he goes
My case grows hopeless
Though I try to get votes
I just get the blues
Each time I do the math
I still lose
I don't know how in the world
To stop counting on him
'Cause I still need him so
I end each day betrayed and bitter
Missin' my Spitzer
Oh, one less chance
To reach November
No more Number
Number Nine
Since he went
Oh, he went away
Why did he leave me . . .
Now I've got
One less Number Nine
One less Number Nine
And all I do is whine
Because my men are filthy swine . . .
Somebody tell me please
Where do he go
Why did he go
Tell me how could he leave me
To: COBOL2Java
Three Dog Night's song "One" is playing in my head. Fodder for Rev. Charles? Close. See post 21.
To: Charles Henrickson
23
posted on
03/12/2008 8:24:59 AM PDT
by
meandog
(Please pray for future President McCain--day minus 317 and counting! Stay home and get Baraked!)
To: Charles Henrickson
Once again......... bravo!
To: Charles Henrickson
25
posted on
03/12/2008 8:31:31 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
To: Charles Henrickson
Hmmm, Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5” can be rewritten to be “Client No. 9.”
26
posted on
03/12/2008 8:57:13 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: PJ-Comix
27
posted on
03/12/2008 8:58:01 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(I'm Client #10!)
To: PJ-Comix
Is that all they care about?
How shallow.
28
posted on
03/12/2008 8:59:02 AM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Great one, Charles. But keep in mind, he may not be HER number 9, but he’s now ours number 9...forever!
29
posted on
03/12/2008 9:26:54 AM PDT
by
bcsco
(To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
To: Charles Henrickson
Truly inspired. Somebody big better put you on their payroll soon.
30
posted on
03/12/2008 9:57:23 AM PDT
by
RedRover
(DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)
To: Charles Henrickson
31
posted on
03/12/2008 10:13:07 AM PDT
by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Global warming is to Revelations as the theory of evolution is to Genesis.)
To: Charles Henrickson
32
posted on
03/12/2008 10:40:41 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: Paul Heinzman
Somebody needs to photoshop that photo, change the logo, his attire and the background....this needs to go to FARK
33
posted on
03/12/2008 11:38:57 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(If Muslims love death, why do they have hospitals?)
To: RedRover
Truly inspired. Somebody big better put you on their payroll soon. I'll even work cheaper than Kristen.
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
For $5,500 bucks, you’d’a thought he could get all four Golden Girls.
35
posted on
03/12/2008 2:24:42 PM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
To: PJ-Comix
He, his wife, his children are destroyed. And all this site can look at is one less delegate for Hillary Clinton. Quite sad, really. Since when has compassion been a requirement at Daily KOS?
36
posted on
03/12/2008 2:26:33 PM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
To: PJ-Comix
Spitzer does not have any sort of special relationship w/ Clinton Of course not! Who wants a Hillary hamburger when you can afford Emperor's Club prime rib?
(Ladies, the meat metaphor is not mine--it's Spitzer's way of life.)
37
posted on
03/12/2008 2:31:49 PM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
To: PJ-Comix
Spitzer was never busy campaigning for Hillary Hey, what do you want. Between prosecuting innocent businessmen and blowing 80 grand in a whorehouse, who has time for anything else?
38
posted on
03/12/2008 2:34:36 PM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
To: PJ-Comix
This was a terrible and incredibly stupid thing he did, since he of all people knew of every federal law he was breaking. Very telling statement here of KOmmie (and DUmmie) morality. It was terrible and stupid because he broke a law and got caught. He should have known there was a higher Law he was breaking. A perfect score on the LSAT, but he couldn't remember ten pretty simple Rules.
39
posted on
03/12/2008 2:48:07 PM PDT
by
Paul Heinzman
(Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
To: Army Air Corps
40
posted on
03/12/2008 2:51:49 PM PDT
by
mowowie
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