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DUmmie FUnnies 03-12-08 ("Spitzer’s Resignation Would Mean a Superdelegate Loss for Hillary")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 12, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/12/2008 6:06:27 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

ONE LESS VOTE IN DENVER
Tune: "One Less Bell to Answer"

One less vote in Denver
One less Number Nine
One less chance
To reach November
I should be winning
But all I do is whine

Oh, I should be winning . . .
I only know that if he goes
My case grows hopeless
Though I try to get votes
I just get the blues
Each time I do the math
I still lose

I don't know how in the world
To stop counting on him
'Cause I still need him so
I end each day betrayed and bitter
Missin' my Spitzer

Oh, one less chance
To reach November
No more Number
Number Nine
Since he went
Oh, he went away

Why did he leave me . . .
Now I've got
One less Number Nine
One less Number Nine
And all I do is whine

Because my men are filthy swine . . .
Somebody tell me please
Where do he go
Why did he go
Tell me how could he leave me

21 posted on 03/12/2008 8:19:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: COBOL2Java
Three Dog Night's song "One" is playing in my head. Fodder for Rev. Charles?

Close. See post 21.

22 posted on 03/12/2008 8:22:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROTFL


23 posted on 03/12/2008 8:24:59 AM PDT by meandog (Please pray for future President McCain--day minus 317 and counting! Stay home and get Baraked!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Once again......... bravo!


24 posted on 03/12/2008 8:26:00 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (It's Spitzmas time!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bravo!

Good one!


25 posted on 03/12/2008 8:31:31 AM PDT by roaddog727 (BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hmmm, Lou Bega’s “Mambo No. 5” can be rewritten to be “Client No. 9.”


26 posted on 03/12/2008 8:57:13 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

Unbelieveable.


27 posted on 03/12/2008 8:58:01 AM PDT by YourAdHere (I'm Client #10!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Is that all they care about?

How shallow.


28 posted on 03/12/2008 8:59:02 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great one, Charles. But keep in mind, he may not be HER number 9, but he’s now ours number 9...forever!


29 posted on 03/12/2008 9:26:54 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Truly inspired. Somebody big better put you on their payroll soon.


30 posted on 03/12/2008 9:57:23 AM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFL, that is great!!


31 posted on 03/12/2008 10:13:07 AM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Global warming is to Revelations as the theory of evolution is to Genesis.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks for the ping. Good stuff, Charles. Here is some additional mocking.

MIDI SITE for "LAST KISS"


32 posted on 03/12/2008 10:40:41 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Somebody needs to photoshop that photo, change the logo, his attire and the background....this needs to go to FARK


33 posted on 03/12/2008 11:38:57 AM PDT by Loud Mime (If Muslims love death, why do they have hospitals?)
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To: RedRover
Truly inspired. Somebody big better put you on their payroll soon.

I'll even work cheaper than Kristen.

34 posted on 03/12/2008 1:09:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

For $5,500 bucks, you’d’a thought he could get all four Golden Girls.


35 posted on 03/12/2008 2:24:42 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
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To: PJ-Comix
He, his wife, his children are destroyed. And all this site can look at is one less delegate for Hillary Clinton. Quite sad, really.

Since when has compassion been a requirement at Daily KOS?

36 posted on 03/12/2008 2:26:33 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Spitzer does not have any sort of special relationship w/ Clinton

Of course not! Who wants a Hillary hamburger when you can afford Emperor's Club prime rib?

(Ladies, the meat metaphor is not mine--it's Spitzer's way of life.)

37 posted on 03/12/2008 2:31:49 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Spitzer was never busy campaigning for Hillary

Hey, what do you want. Between prosecuting innocent businessmen and blowing 80 grand in a whorehouse, who has time for anything else?

38 posted on 03/12/2008 2:34:36 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
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To: PJ-Comix
This was a terrible and incredibly stupid thing he did, since he of all people knew of every federal law he was breaking.

Very telling statement here of KOmmie (and DUmmie) morality. It was terrible and stupid because he broke a law and got caught. He should have known there was a higher Law he was breaking. A perfect score on the LSAT, but he couldn't remember ten pretty simple Rules.

39 posted on 03/12/2008 2:48:07 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?)
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To: Army Air Corps

Good idea!...Charles?


40 posted on 03/12/2008 2:51:49 PM PDT by mowowie
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