Nuts! Jackson Backs Neutering Stray Politicians

DotPenn ^ | 7-14-2008 | Sven Waring

[SvenWaring]

Race gets snippy: Barack beats scissors. Papers cover Barack.

The Reverend Jesse Jackson, leader of the Rainbow Coalition and director of United Eunuchs, wants action, not distraction, against an overpopulation of politicians.

In a recent interview in the second stall of the Fox News studio bathroom, Jackson said the overwhelming number of stray politicians who are issuing Civil Rights messages should be dealt with sooner, rather than later.

“There’s too much talkin’ and rappin’,” said Jackson. “And not enough happenin’. People need to see works, not words.”

[autumnraine]

Does this article win something for “Most Clever Title”? It should.

[dbehsman]

Barack beats scissors. Papers cover Barack.

That has to be the wittiest line of the week. Outstanding!

[SC DOC]

Obama spots Jesse Jackson in the crowd.

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I don't know how the picture above got changed, but this is what I posted:

Obama spots Jesse Jackson in the crowd.

[TexasRepublic]

Jackson is the first that ought to get clipped.