Skip to comments.The Prophet Obama, the Book of Deception
Posted on 07/28/2008 3:47:57 PM PDT by kathsua
And there came to pass a plague upon the land and its name was Soros, and its name was moveon.org, and they begat gold and silver and riches to make a king. And there arose up a new savior over the land and his name was Obama.
And he shall be thy spokesman unto the people: and he shall be a mouth, and we shalt be to him a source of riches.
Now therefore go, and we will be thy mouth, and teach thee what thou shalt say. And they will say Obama will be king.
And Obama spoke.
And he said unto the Bushites, why have you done this thing? I have seen afflictions among the people and the money-changers have taken their land because they had not paid their tributes, you have let them suffer and die because they did not have herbs and medicines.
Go and gather the elders and say unto them that the old king did do unspeakable things over his people and spake not the truth. He did curry war with Sadam who was not our enemy and did not begat yellowcake.
And the old kings sins were plentiful and many, and he brought down the wrath on lands and did cause the tribute for oil to rise manifold and caused the people great woe and anguish.
And Obama said, I will see this great sight, the burning of the Bush and he will go, never to be king again. I will go among the Clintons and smite Hillary so she cannot be chosen.
And it came to pass that Obama was as chosen.
And the children of Obama were fruitful and increased mightily and the land was filled with them. His cup ranneth over with silver and gold and all who knew of Him were warm and tingley in His presence.
And they shall hearken to My voice and thou shalt come, thou and others of the land, unto the voting place, and behold, ye shall say unto him, I will say Obama. There be not sin in saying Obama many times. Who hath the dead, the animals, and the offenders, let them all come unto me and say Obama. Any who will say Obama will be My flock.
For I will stretch out My hand, and smite McCain with all my wonders which I will do in the midst thereof and after that he will let you go. And it shall come to pass, if they will not believe Me, neither will they hearken to the voice of McCain. He is slow of speech, and of a slow tongue, lest he be the king and bring upon us an age liken unto the old king and beget an era of war.
I am come down to deliver them out of the hand of the Republicans, and to bring them up out of that land unto a land flowing with milk and honey. Our armies will make their swords unto plowshares and be home in a time of sixteen weeks. And Iran will say My name and rejoice that I am king.
Therefore Obama will deal with the people of Pelosi and Reid and tell them they should join unto His disciples and do their bidding lest they join unto our enemies and they fight against us.
And I will give these people favour in My sight: and it shall come to pass, that, when ye go, ye shall not go empty, for many earmarks and pork will follow. And ye may lay down in the tent of Him, if thou hath pledged enough spices and gold.
And Obama charged his people saying every Republican, ye shall move them from office, and cast them into the river and no more will their voice be heard.
And many spake against Him and Rush and OReily and Hannity were making true sounds. And behold the bloggers who spake the truth and of the News of Fox who spake against Obama.
And Obama said unto Rush, what is that in thine hand? And Rush said, it is a rod of truth. And Obama said, cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent of truth; and Obama shrank and fled from before it.
Verily I say unto you, why have Democrats sent us such a false prophet? He hath naught in his heart, not truth, not wisdom. He hath gathered no straw, nor has he suffered a bondage and his head is of air. He is empty of tunic and he knows naught but what he is bid by the Pharisees of Soros and the forces of moveon darkness. And he has not a strong hand and our enemies will know he is weak and rain down stones and fire upon us.
If Obama is chosen, the fault hath lain in thine own people and great taxes and bondage and pestilence will fall on the country. He will smite our swords and take them away, our children will wither in the womb, and He will bring frogs and locusts and swarms of flies upon the land. Fish and insects will be exalted and people will be diminished. Thunder and hail will darken the land and freedom will shrivel and die. Our oils will dry up and our lamps will dim and we will be beholden to the false prophet.
OBEY MY WORD: SPEAK NOT OBAMA, BUT NOBAMA
(sayeth the booming voice from above)
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