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Barack Obama: He Completes Us (Jon Stewart on Barack's ascension) Hilarious
Crankyprofessor.com ^ | August 30, 2008 | The Cranky Professor

Posted on 08/31/2008 4:34:58 AM PDT by raybbr

Barack Obama: He Completes Us

"Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm."

And/or, depending on your satire preferences, a song for Governor Palin* (you have to click on the play button in the little grey bar above the pretty lady's picture).


TOPICS: Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: blueturban; obama
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1 posted on 08/31/2008 4:34:58 AM PDT by raybbr
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To: raybbr

Absolutely brilliant. (rare for the usually lame Daily Show):

http://www.crankyprofessor.com/archives/cat_the_world.html


2 posted on 08/31/2008 4:42:42 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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Barack Obama: He Completes Us (Jon Stewart on Barack's ascension) Hilarious

So nothing plus nothing still equals nothing.
3 posted on 08/31/2008 4:49:26 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: raybbr
"Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm."

Here, let me fix this:

"Every time Barack Obama speaks, a [fallen] angel has an orgasm."
4 posted on 08/31/2008 4:50:55 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: raybbr

“Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm.”

LOL!


5 posted on 08/31/2008 4:50:57 AM PDT by library user (What say you, Messiah?)
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To: raybbr

Heh.

6 posted on 08/31/2008 4:53:49 AM PDT by library user (What say you, Messiah?)
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To: raybbr
"He Completes Us"

Only if you're a complete (insert invective here)

7 posted on 08/31/2008 4:54:19 AM PDT by ROCKLOBSTER (RATs...nothing more than Bald Haired Hippies!)
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To: raybbr

Ooh, very bad theology! Angels are not Victoria’s Secret Models with wings. They are powerful creatures of God who don’t have marital relations; they are in a community of love and unity that makes the wildest sexual relationship’s intensity look like sheer hatred.


8 posted on 08/31/2008 4:54:52 AM PDT by GAB-1955 (Kicking and Screaming into the Kingdom of Heaven!)
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To: raybbr
Here's the only thing Jon Stewart forgot... The following quote accompanied by this picture... (and/or others...) Obamessiah

Here's another video along these same lines... A little "cleaner" though! LOL
The One II: Road to Denver @ the JohnMcCaindotcom YouTube Channel
9 posted on 08/31/2008 4:57:52 AM PDT by LibertyRocks (BLOG: http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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10 posted on 08/31/2008 5:06:10 AM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: raybbr

Obama is nothing more than evil being passed off as good. He is not about hope. He is all about envy, jealousy, covetousness and hatred for those who are better off. What is evil about him is being passed off as good.


11 posted on 08/31/2008 5:10:16 AM PDT by all the best
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"Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angel has an orgasm."

What the video should have said:
Corrected version: "Every time Barack Obama speaks, an angel an MSM news commentator or reporter has an orgasm."

12 posted on 08/31/2008 5:26:25 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: library user
Mr. Hussein is not a muzzzzlium. No no no no no.

Just ask any commie democrat.

13 posted on 08/31/2008 5:32:36 AM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: raybbr

I suppose that he “completes” is in that if he is elected, we are finished.


14 posted on 08/31/2008 5:33:28 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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15 posted on 08/31/2008 5:37:19 AM PDT by devolve ( "Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it." - Elect a cokehead *08 !)
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To: raybbr

John Stewart is right. He completes the definition of what it means to be a liberal and that’s not saying much at all.


16 posted on 08/31/2008 6:22:29 AM PDT by eaglestar
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That is a moment for the history books...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWEGcBwTcmE&feature=related

Must view this!


17 posted on 08/31/2008 6:41:35 AM PDT by WilliamReading
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To: raybbr

Awesome.


18 posted on 08/31/2008 6:55:14 AM PDT by DemonDeac
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To: raybbr

Good video. If you want to see even more over the top BHO videos, then check out the Mind of Mencia section on Comedy Central webpage. They are a riot...


19 posted on 08/31/2008 7:22:58 AM PDT by Doug TX
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To: WilliamReading

LOL wow, Obama really is one for the history books! And it must be the reason Libs push homosexual marriage...for the children.


20 posted on 08/31/2008 8:01:24 AM PDT by socialismisinsidious ( The socialist income tax system turns US citizens into beggars or quitters!)
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