DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 (DUmmies cramping up with PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

Thanks for taking one for the team and delving into that cesspool of waste so that we don’t have to.

I just sampled TWO such threads. You could multiply that times FIFTY! They are COMPLETELY consumed!

Hee! Hee!

[Tublecane]

“There’s nothing ‘tough’ or ‘strong’ about a vile, mean-spirited mental lightweight spewing vitriol like a high-school ‘Heather.’”

Do you ever get the idea that mouthy libs are nothing but the people who were ugly back in high school?

[netmilsmom]

I thought that was Rudy’s line anyway. Maybe I’m wrong.

[Charles Henrickson]

I wonder how many DU’ers are medicated?

Not as many as will be!

[Army Air Corps]

Not enough. I am going to invest in pharmaceutical firms that manufacture antidepressants.

[netmilsmom]

Ping!

[185JHP]

As you said, this is venom and vituperation from “mugs, pugs, thugs”, deviates and degenerates of every kind, stripe and color. They hate what they see in her calm, confident smile - the same thing they saw and hated in Reagan’s smile - the deep and abiding lack of caring about what they think. Sarah’s comportment reminds me of a line from a Boz Scaggs’ song: “Cool running! Send them all a postcard from the zone!”

[Charles Henrickson]

It was Sarah who said, "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities." Great line!

Rudy also got in his digs, and had a lot of fun doing it. And before him, it was Hawaii Gov. Linda Lingle who got the "Zero!" thing going.

[Roscoe Karns]

We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!

LOL- This is the first time that the funniest DUFU comment was not written by one of the humble correspondents.

[counterpunch]

My retarded father talked about her like he had known her for years. . . . Way to go dad, you're a moron.

The typical DUmmy: lots of teenage angst, but no wisdom, life experience, or voter registration card.

[pj_627]

Too funny, lol. The DUmmies see it all slipping away.... and they were so close, so close. Their babblings are a joy to read. :>)

pattyjo

[GAB-1955]

They’re just upset that we’re tied at 42 each, and they can’t expand their base no matter how hard they try. We can. It’s going to be a hard slog, but we might yet win.

[beans36]

they are coaching her, where is rove anyway.

"Playing the part of Piper Palin this evening will be Kurt Grove."

[Incorrigible]

Karl Rove in drag! Good grief!

[Tarpon]

Do you have to shower after you get this compiled

[Roscoe Karns]

Kurt Grove

Every time I see that name I laugh.

[Roscoe Karns]

The one and only Kurt Grove-

[Purrcival]

Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) has just about run its course (exp. 1-20-09)...

Well, Charles, that may not be exactly true. Some of the DUmmies have been exploring the possibility of impeaching a President, even AFTER he leaves office. I'm serious...or series. :-D

[Charles Henrickson]

Do you have to shower after you get this compiled

I wear a HazMat suit (made of wolfskin) when I go in.

[Paul Heinzman]

Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance

Inspiring, rejuvenating, uplifting, funny, Reganesque, gonna-destroy-USWeeklyMagazine, FaceThatCanLaunchAThousandShips, Anti-Obama, anti-Biden, So-Far-Out-Of-The-Park-I-Don't-Even-Know-Where-I-Parked, ARE. YOU. F---IN.KIDDING.ME?

Here's a few non-sexist words for you: Ronald Reagan's spirit is still alive, in a beautiful smart wonderful lady named Sarah Palin and she can work you against yourselves, bypass you and throw the ball right to the American people.

FINALLY...barracuda.