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Posted on 09/08/2008 9:13:59 AM PDT by Publius804
Liberal Hollywood Values — MTV Awards Host: Bush A Retard
Posted by Dirty Harry on Monday, September 8th, 2008
Wishes really do come true. Why it was just yesterday when I asked the political gods to have liberal Hollywood to do something stupid that would help our side in the election, and guess what…? Ladies and Gents, courtesy of Russell Brand, a self-confessed sex-addict, come this gift aimed right at the demographic Obama’s so sure will put him over the top:
If his aim was to be noticed by America, Russell Brand more than achieved his goal last night as he ranted that President Bush was a “retarded cowboy” while hosting the MTV awards.
The British comedian, who is a virtual unknown in America, left the crème of the music world stunned as he championed Barack Obama, ran down George Bush and made lewd jokes about the Christian pop band Jonas Brothers.
Ignoring the renowned patriotism of Americans, Brand told the Hollywood audience they must vote for Barrack Obama “on behalf of the world”, before insinuating that America had lower standards than Britain when it came to picking leaders.
“Some people, I think they’re called racists, say America is not ready for a black president.
“But I know America to be a forward thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retard and cowboy fella be president for eight years?
“We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.”
Members of the studio audience, including Britney Spears, who was making a much-hyped comeback appearance, and Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, looked horrified at Brand’s jokes.
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6:09pm - Russell Brand, apparently wearing Amy Winehouse's discarded beehive wig and Ashlee Simpson's pre-pregnancy skinny jeans, struts onstage to an Oasis song. That's the first time Oasis have been played on MTV since 1995! Well done, lads. Anyway, Russ wastes no time in blatantly plugging Barack Obama and calling Prez Dubya a "retarded cowboy." The press room collectively cheers. Guess the stereotype is true: We media types really are a liberal bunch.
Yuck, looks like this guy, whoever he is, hasn't had a pair of scissors (or a comb, or a brush or shampoo) to his hair for longer than Bush has been in office. Aside from the stupid things this chap said, he is way behind the times in fashion. what an awful looking mess he is. Pity for his Mom. And people pay to go see him? I bet he smelled badly too. Yuck.
Jonas Brothers are a Christian pop act? I guess I’ll have to stop poking fun at them.
I certainly agree with Laura's opinion the Entertainment Industry does need to truncate the number of pointless awards shows they have and exercise better judgment in selecting emcees.
Not true... Clarence Thomas for President anyone? And then we will see how many "racists" are on the left...
Is there not a man left in the Entertainment Industry with the stones to go on stage and and stomp his ass?
Some of the comments at the link are interesting:
“I forget, is Russell from the part of Europe who’s butt we constantly kick or the part who’s butt we constantly save?”
LOL!
That would give the American Left a collective coronary...I can just see it now.
Apparently not any men but it sounds like Jordan Sparks made a valiant attempt at it.
I actually voted for a Black Republican in the primary....
susie
The reason we have this "retard and cowboy fella" in the White House for the last eight years is because Americans are smarter than liberals give them credit for, and know that the rejection of a candidate like Barack Obama has nothing whatsoever to do with his color, but has everything to do with his animosity towards America and what it stands for. The "rubes" look at George Bush, then they look at Al Gore and John Kerry, and the rubes immediately see these are men who don't have the best interests of their country at heart. They are more concerned with how Europe sees us and whether our laws are good enough for them or not.
The American public isn't as astute as you guys over on the left (or so you think) but they can still look at the guy and get an unsettled feeling from just looking and listening to him.
When he comes out with his "Clinging bitterly" types of comments, even the rubes in JesusLand (as you derisively call it) can see exactly what kind of person he is.
The left will blame Obama's loss in the election on racism. This will be added to the dung heap of their grievances against this country, both real and imagined, that his character was assassinated by the extreme right wing of this country (which speaks not only for the extreme right wing, but the middle and even those liberals who aren't astute enough to realize they are racist) because of the color of his skin.
We might as well get used to it, because that is the way it is going to be.
Because everybody knows Bush-is-an-idiot jokes are so fresh and novel and transgressive at this point.
By the look of him Sarah could do it. In fact, I think her littlest girl could probably do it.
susie
MTV is irrelevant.
There was a time when using “retard” as an insult was easy, but then I realized it meant ridiculing people who never did anything to deserve it, so I stopped using that word.
Aren't comedians supposed to be funny?
Wow! Check out the big brain on HIM!!!
Kinda like a living profile of a Stegosaurus-all a$$ and a pea-sized brain. (to all the stegosauruses out there....sorry-no offense intended)
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