DUmmie FUnnies 10-01-08 ("Anybody here have pre-birth memories?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 1, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Nowhere Man]

How can these kooks have “pre-birth” dreams? They are all partial birth abortion enthusiasts! Life doesnt begin for these moonbats until the doctor slaps’em on the ass..

They, especially the ones born from 1973 on up, should get down on their hands and knees and thank God their parents did not abort them and they are here to talk about it. I admit, even though this topic is on DU, it is very interesting, then again, I like looking into things like the paranormal and so on as well as listen to "Coast to Coast AM" when I can.

[N. Theknow]

Anybody here have pre-birth memories?

Millions of sperm, and this is the one that made it.

[KJC1]

OT, but are there any threads in the DUmp about that creepy Obama Youth Choir video? I looked yesterday and today, and couldn’t find any.

[Personal Responsibility]

My mom was actually shocked when, as a little kid, I kept telling her about this dream I had of a room with steel and these green tile on the walls. And being cold and these people carrying me around. She confirmed it was the room I was born in.

That describes the room EVERYBODY was born in. A room with steel and green tiles? Probably only 100000000 hospitals that look like that.

Being cold and being carried around? NO WAY! I bet there was a person in a mask there and I remeber being in a blanket too!

These people need every one of the drugs they are on. But with stronger doses.

[GQuagmire]

I wouldn’t call that a food experience. Sounds more like a lack of plumbing experience

[kenth]

It made my day.

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Dang, her days suck.

[ßuddaßudd]

We are born naked, wet and hungry and slapped on our ass,,, then things get a lot worse.

(stolen from FR a long time ago)

[Nowhere Man]

It's a shame we can't have a temporary truce and join their discussion. I know most of their politics, well, frankly, sucks, but I think this one issue transcends that and I think we could have interesting exchange of ideas on this one.

Myself, I never really talked about it to anyone, but sometimes I think I remember just floating, like floating in space, aware, yet just floating and then seeing a white light and then my life began. I often wonder about previous lives, Heaven and so on and perhaps I have experiences of both from previous lives. Maybe the "floating in space" is sort of like waiting in line to be "sent" to Earth by God for another round. I remember seeing the cartoon, "Hoober Bloob Highway" as a kid, it was written by Dr. Seuss, although it was a cartoon, I wonder how close to the truth it is. Basically, souls were "sent down" to Earth on a slide to be born.

[CSM]

Wow! They truly are nuts!

[Cheburashka]

Most DUmmies first prebirth memory is someone saying, “D@^^! The rubber broke!”

[Uriah_lost]

Some fun stuff! Here’s a great portrayal of Dem Dummies...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU-EpU13K_o

[just me]

""Tell us about your prebirth memories. I don't have any and would love to hear about yours.""

[Month 1: Utter darkness. Month 2 thru 8: Utter darkness. Month 9: Utter darkness...no wait! I see some light at the end of the tunnel!]

I am glad I swallowed my coffee before I read that.

[HungarianGypsy]

There are many topics that I can talk about more easily with “wacky liberals”. Topics I believe in, but can only discuss around those who I know won’t laugh or make light of it. This would be one of them. I have heard too many stories of memories at birth to discount them.

[Cheburashka]

Anybody here have pre-birth memories?

Millions of sperm, and this is the one that made it.

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I figure this was the pick of the litter, the others were dumber.

[Ditter]

Excuse me while I barf! :{(O) My dogs would be the only ones I know who would eat what he eats. If you know anything about dogs, that is NOT a good thing. dogs will eat their own poo.

[never4get]

First off, these DUers are moonbats, I mean this takes the cake.....

My first memory was when I was on a plane. I was between 2 and 3 years old and remember pulling the tray down in front of me, looking out the window and seeing clouds...and the stewardess pinning an airplane wings pin on me. After that about when I was 4 at a pool.

[graywaiter]

While I myself don’t have any of these types of memories, I do know that babies certainlly respond to the “outside” world inuetro. My youngest son HATES loud noises/gunfire. 1 week before he was born, I shot a round of skeet, and we have it on video where he jerked everytime I pulled the trigger. I was tiny for being “that” pregnant and my whole body shook. He doesn’t mind gunfire noise if HE’S the one doing the shooting, but if its anyone else, (or his brother turning the amp up), he wants ear plugs.

[graywaiter]

While I myself don't have any of these types of memories, I do know that babies certainly respond to the “outside” world. My youngest son HATES loud noises/gunfire. 1 week before he was born, I shot a round of skeet, and we have it on video where he jerked everytime I pulled the trigger. I was tiny for being “that” pregnant and my whole body shook. He doesn't mind gunfire noise if HE'S the one doing the shooting, but if its anyone else, (or his brother turning the amp up), he wants ear plugs.

[Hot Tabasco]

LOL!

[Hot Tabasco]

Most DUmmies first prebirth memory is someone saying, “D@^^! The rubber broke!”

Or, "leave the money on the end table".......