Oh, and Rules are rules...
Posted on 10/01/2008 7:47:10 PM PDT by Cooper42
Andrea Mitchell: Your husband ran the American economy for a decade, does he need prescription assistance to display irrational exuberance when he sees you naked?
Anderson Cooper: You’re a baseball fan, do you prefer pitchers or catchers?
Maureen Dowd: Does the statement “greed is good” make you cry?
Chris “Tingle” Matthews: Has that vascular euphoria reached it’s intended target yet?
Larry King: Do your suspenders impede the effectiveness of your colostomy bag?
Campbell Brown: When you say “no bull no bias” do you giggle under your breath?
Keith Olbermann: Bill O’Reilly walked the streets at The Democrat National Convention alone, while you hid in New York during the Republican Convention, do you cry yourself to sleep thinking about being a shell of a man?
Rachel Maddow: Being an expert myself…..chicken or fish?
Wolf Blitzer: Does Jack Cafferty have nude pictures of you?
David Shuster: Do you know Anderson Cooper?
Katie Couric: Does your irrelevance destroy your self esteem?
Joe Scarborough: Does Jack Cafferty have nude pictures of you?
The View: Do you all need a feather duster to clear all of the menopausally induced cobwebs?
Need some more…..
IBTZ
Greta von Gasbag: “Does your dream interview involve Obama riding shotgun for OJ in a white Bronco while channeling Natallee Holloway holding Anna Nicole’s Baby?”
Jack Cafferty: Does Shepard Smith have nude pictures of you?
Bit of a newbie...IBTZ???
Oh, and Rules are rules...
Very good. Hopefully they’ll be asked these questions by St. Peter when the time comes, and any vacillating results in a “NO ADMITTANCE”.
Bless you Old Sarge! Bless you!
I had that dream last night but i was also slapping the crap out of Casey Anthony
She could ruin a man if he was lucky
Yes you are. Welcome, you will learn
Welcome to FR. Meow.
Brilliant. Great work.
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