Eve Ensler's Monologues

Campus Report ^ | October 7, 2008 | Deborah Lambert

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Eve Ensler’s Monologues

by: Deborah Lambert, October 07, 2008

The sudden emergence of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin on the political scene has not gone unnoticed by the radical left. Playwright Eve Ensler, whose V-Monologues diatribe plays on hundreds of college campuses, noted recently that she was having “Sarah Palin nightmares.”

First, she dreamed that Sarah belonged to a club “where they rode snowmobiles and wore the claws of drowned and starved polar bears around their necks.” Eve says she regards the McCain-Palin ticket as “one of the most dangerous choices of my lifetime,” and if they win, they would cause such destruction that the country might never recover.

Claiming that Palin values guns and God over evolution, abortion, sex education or birth control, Eve concluded that she “doesn’t believe in thinking.”

“She has her own custom Austrian hunting rifle . . . and has been known to kill 40 caribou at a clip . . . [and] has shot hundreds of wolves from the air.”

Regarding the upcoming election, Eve urged her “sisters” to do the right thing, adding that “if the polar bears don’t move you to do everything in your power to get Obama elected, then consider the chant that filled the hall after Palin spoke at the RNC, “Drill, Drill, Drill.”

“I think of teeth when I when I think of drills,” said Ensler, adding, “I think of rape. I think of destruction. I think of domination. I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent. I think of pain.”...

[MEGoody]

Eve Ensler is obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

[thingumbob]

She has her own custom Austrian hunting rifle . . . and has been known to kill 40 caribou at a clip . . . [and] has shot hundreds of wolves from the air.”

Once again when you can't dig up the dirty.....make it up!

[Wonderama Mama]

Oh please, this woman made millions of dollars talking about her vagina and we're supposed to take her seriously? She is the epitome and feminism run amok.

[theDentist]

Sounds like old Eve is just afraid of everything, especially if it has to do with self-reliance and independence.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Someone who loves and cares about Eve Ensler really needs to pull her aside and get her some help.

[Augustinian monk]

40 carabou with one clip? I’m impressed.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Riding snowmobiles and wearing the claws of slain polar bears as necklaces? . . . Yeah, I can dig it.

[Bernard Marx]

Some time back I started making notes for a male response to Ensler's V. Monologues called "The Penis Pronoucements."

After reading her commentary here I've added a new chapter heading titled: "Drill, drill, drill!"

[Redleg Duke]

Poor, poor Ev, about 1/2 bubble out of plumb!

[FarRightFanatic]

Eve Ensler is just a disgusting creature.

[andy58-in-nh]

[thingumbob]

Eve's hysteria is obviously caused by the fact that lately Governor Palin has been doing a beautiful job of "Field Dressing the O'bomber Campaign"

Now if we can only get McCain to name those names.......like he promised.

[Billthedrill]

First, she dreamed that Sarah belonged to a club “where they rode snowmobiles and wore the claws of drowned and starved polar bears around their necks.”

At my club we only wear the claws of polar bears we've shot with full-auto assault rifles with dum-dum bullets. Unless they're baby polar bears. Those you have to bayonet.

It's a knitting circle, actually.

[driftless2]

"picnic"

Using the words of the National Lampoon, Ensler is an ant at the picnic of western civilization.