DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-08 (DUmmies Enraged Over Choice of Rick Warren to Deliver Invocation)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PittsburghAfterDark]

Sounds like Obama may need to apologize.

[Charles Henrickson]

Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama. F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.

It seems Mr. Lance Boyle does not approve.

[Charles Henrickson]

Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama. F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.

Lance that Boyle and watch all the pus come out.

Lance is leading the Pus Driven Life.

[Charles Henrickson]

Rick Warren leading the invocation at the inauguration is an insult to many who worked their asses off. . . .

You may want to rephrase that, given the reason for the anger.

DUmmies lead the Perverse Driven Life.

[Charles Henrickson]

having Warren give the invocation is as offensive to gays and those who fight for civil rights for gays. . . .

Saddleback vs. Brokeback.

[Charles Henrickson]

if Rev. Wright was giving the invocation.

"God D*MN AmeriKKKa!" does not really work as an invocation.

[Charles Henrickson]

One of the things that drove voters away from McCain was the aroma of hate from the Palin rallies and her supporters like Joe The Skinhead.

Actually, if McCain had picked a pro-abort RINO as his running mate, he would have lost the base and his numbers would have been much LOWER.

[Cementjungle]

Obama needs us more than he needs Rick Warren, who already betrayed him once.

You guys are of NO USE to Obama now. You have been used by a corrupt, power-hungry politician for his own gain. Obama won't even send you text messages any more now that he can hang out with the rich and powerful elite folks.

[Charles Henrickson]

Maybe he'll have warren march with the openly gay marching band.

The openly gay marching band, where everyone wants to play the flute.

[Charles Henrickson]

I make in my pants sometimes.

Will Pitt needs to read the book, "The Pampers Driven Life."

[Charles Henrickson]

WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids.

Lance Boyle, you may be changing your tune when you stand before that "corpse" on Judgment Day.

[Charles Henrickson]

after I return from ringing the Salvation Army bell from noon-1 pm in front of our grocery. Did it last Friday in front of Wal-Mart. . . . Tuesday night, our Golden K club participated in the annual CAN (Children's Action Network) Needy Children's Christmas program. We volunteer to take children to Wal-Mart to buy essentials such as clothing.

But . . . but . . . I thought you were an EEEVIL, cold-hearted, uncaring CONSERVATIVE who wants to STARVE CHILDREN!! And I thought GOVERNMENT was the only way to help out needy people!

[Charles Henrickson]

BTW, apparently Rick Warren is pro-life and pro-traditional marriage. On those social issues I of course would agree with him. But I do NOT think Warren is a very good theologian and pastor. He botches the distinction between Law and Gospel pretty badly. He might be a step up from Joel Osteen, but that’s not saying a whole lot.

[Charles Henrickson]

You are an evil, greedy, hate mongering, conservative! A good, tolerant liberal would demand a government program to relieve you of your evil activities.

Hey, I posted my #52 before I read your #28! GMTA!

[bcsco]

!!WEATHER REPORT!!

Just returned from my EEEVIL hour ringing the Salvation Army bell. Not bad outside at all. Close to 30⁰ (a heat wave!) and we had perhaps 7-8" of snow. The roads, though still somewhat snow covered are drivable.

I arrived about 11:50 and only had the post with the Salvation Army sign on it. Our program chair didn't arrive until 12:10 with the bucket, bell and apron. By then I'd already collected $7. People are sure trusting...

Actually, I was as comfortable as I've ever been doing this. No big deal.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

In SW ‘burbs the snow is done but we have a SOLID inch of ice to move off the driveway. I’ve thrown salt and will wait until around 1500 (after my nap!) to try and scrape up the residuals.

[franksolich]

You guys are of NO USE to Obama now. You have been used by a corrupt, power-hungry politician for his own gain. Obama won't even send you text messages any more now that he can hang out with the rich and powerful elite folks.

Oh, absolutely.

It's great.

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

SKINS SCOLDS THE PRIMITIVES!



THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

PRIMITIVES NOT INTERESTED IN FEEDING THE HUNGRY!

PRIMITIVES BEING SELFISH!

PRIMITIVES BEING PRIMITIVES!

PRIMITIVES BEING UNGRATEFUL!

PRIMITIVES' STOMACHS FULL THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON!

PRIMITIVES DON'T CARE!

AS USUAL!



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[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19632.0.html

[doug from upland]

Enjoy the YouTube sing-along: - RICK WARREN IS COMING TO TOWN (Santa Claus Is Coming to Town)