Posted on 12/19/2008 5:01:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix
WAAAAH! Why can't we have everything exactly our way? WAAAAH! Barack Obama chose someone to deliver the invocation at his inaugural that we don't like! WAAAH! Even though nobody remembers what is said at the invocation we are going to soil our diapers over this! Yes, the DUmmies are throwing a conniption fit over Obama's choice of Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inaugural next month and it is FUn to see them go over the edge as you can read in this THREAD titled, "Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama." So let us now watch the DUmmies toss profanity around over Rick Warren in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Caroline Kennedy could serve as a backup Obama invocator in case Warren is tossed under the bus, is in the [barackets]:
Rick Warren? OK then, f*ck you too, Mr. Obama.
[Let the F-bombs fly!]
F*ck you, f*ck your stupid little jesus complex, f*ck your pandering to the uncommonly lowest denominator. F*ck it all. And especially f*ck you, Mr. Obama, and your jesus pals. F*ck you all.
[Going for the Guinness Book of Records for the most F-bombs used by appropriately named DUmmie Lance_Boyle? And now to the other angry DUmmies...]
Quick! Name two inaugural invocationists in the entire history of the United States. I'll spot you Billy Graham.
Can't? That's because NO ONE GIVES A CRAP, AND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A WORD THAT GUY SAYS 30 SECONDS AFTER HE LEAVES THE DIAS.
[But will your remember what he says 30 seconds after he leaves the noches?]
I understand the anger. Rick Warren leading the invocation at the inauguration is an insult to many who worked their asses off to get Obama elected.
[I was sort of hoping that Michael Savage would have been chosen to deliver the invocation.]
Obama should realize that having Warren give the invocation is as offensive to gays and those who fight for civil rights for gays and others as it would be to fundies if Rev. Wright was giving the invocation. He had a lot of choices that would have been much better than Rick Warren.
[How about the choice of Ben Burch to deliver the invocation? Would that make you happy?]
Well, let's make those fundies happy, and ask him to ask Jeremiah Wright, his long-time pastor, give the invocation. What do you say?
[Actually it is a slap at Rev. Wright that he wasn't chosen but once under the bus, you must STAY there.]
The freeps are also up in arms over it, in case you hadn't noticed
[We are only upset because Pastor Charles Henrickson won't be delivering the invocation but I'm tossing his name out there for the Palin 2013 inaugural.]
We just can't go on as a country with people screaming at each other. One of the things that drove voters away from McCain was the aroma of hate from the Palin rallies and her supporters like Joe The Skinhead.
[The Ohio government official who investigated "Joe The Skinhead" has been driven away from her job.]
Obama needs us more than he needs Rick Warren, who already betrayed him once.
[Warren still has to betray the Obamassiah twice more to make it thrice before the cock crows.]
I'd love to know his justification for doing these things. Maybe he'll have warren march with the openly gay marching band. I'd pay to see that.
[Buy your ticket to that event from Ben Burch.]
I cant, for the life of me, understand why he's doing this. Giving this honor to an asshole that supported Prop 8 is... well... abhor able. It just isnt right. And I wannna know WHY.
[You can find the answer at the Brokeback Church.]
Put Rick Warren in a cone of silence and leave him there. This was a mistake.
[Meanwhile your skull is still stuck in the cone of silence.]
I make in my pants sometimes.
[And that was the infamous William Rivers Pitt informing us about his pants fouling habit.]
Obama is a Born Again Christian why are you upset?
[He is? Did that happen on the campaign trail?]
The more I see of this guy, the less I like. So I won't be watching the inauguration. Rick Warren is a collosal piece of shit. F*ck him and anyone who supports this shit.
[Including Obama.]
People change. Sen. Robert Byrd is a former member of the Klan. How do you think that process of change worked?
[Not well. And Byrd wasn't just a member. He was some sort of Grand Imperial Klizard.]
I'm sure that the inauguration address by Obama will just ooze hatred
[More likely it will just ooze snooze.]
This OP is dead serious about Rick f*cking Warren and Obama's bad f*cking decision. I'm bitter that Jeebus gets any representation at all at the inaugural - WTF did a corpse of 2000+ years have to do with anything? But I guess somebody has to be there to placate the religion-stupids. Imagine an inauguration with no prayer! The HORROR!
[Still lancing your boyle?]
Sounds like Obama may need to apologize.
It seems Mr. Lance Boyle does not approve.
Lance that Boyle and watch all the pus come out.
Lance is leading the Pus Driven Life.
You may want to rephrase that, given the reason for the anger.
DUmmies lead the Perverse Driven Life.
Saddleback vs. Brokeback.
"God D*MN AmeriKKKa!" does not really work as an invocation.
Actually, if McCain had picked a pro-abort RINO as his running mate, he would have lost the base and his numbers would have been much LOWER.
You guys are of NO USE to Obama now. You have been used by a corrupt, power-hungry politician for his own gain. Obama won't even send you text messages any more now that he can hang out with the rich and powerful elite folks.
The openly gay marching band, where everyone wants to play the flute.
Will Pitt needs to read the book, "The Pampers Driven Life."
Lance Boyle, you may be changing your tune when you stand before that "corpse" on Judgment Day.
But . . . but . . . I thought you were an EEEVIL, cold-hearted, uncaring CONSERVATIVE who wants to STARVE CHILDREN!! And I thought GOVERNMENT was the only way to help out needy people!
BTW, apparently Rick Warren is pro-life and pro-traditional marriage. On those social issues I of course would agree with him. But I do NOT think Warren is a very good theologian and pastor. He botches the distinction between Law and Gospel pretty badly. He might be a step up from Joel Osteen, but that’s not saying a whole lot.
Hey, I posted my #52 before I read your #28! GMTA!
Just returned from my EEEVIL hour ringing the Salvation Army bell. Not bad outside at all. Close to 300 (a heat wave!) and we had perhaps 7-8" of snow. The roads, though still somewhat snow covered are drivable.
I arrived about 11:50 and only had the post with the Salvation Army sign on it. Our program chair didn't arrive until 12:10 with the bucket, bell and apron. By then I'd already collected $7. People are sure trusting...
Actually, I was as comfortable as I've ever been doing this. No big deal.
In SW ‘burbs the snow is done but we have a SOLID inch of ice to move off the driveway. I’ve thrown salt and will wait until around 1500 (after my nap!) to try and scrape up the residuals.
Oh, absolutely.
It's great.
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