[mnehring]

You are aware we have solar storms quite often, the most it does is interrupt some phone and tv service for a few minutes here and there.

[Squantos]

BYE !

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Wow, this is pretty lame. If you aren’t even going to try to be a decent troll, what is the point. Just sad.

[Admin Moderator]

Ping for the kitty patrol

have fun, this one is alive

[TexasRepublic]

The Mayan calendar ends in 2012. Solar storms in 2012. Just coincidence? I think not! /sarcasm

[COBOL2Java]

I smell ozone...

[50cal Smokepole]

We're doomed.....

[Squidpup]

Here try this:

[Old Sarge]

[cripplecreek]

It just seems like you’re 10 years old.

[RegulatorCountry]

... and you turned back into an unemployed 25 year old, right after you hit "send."

[Squidpup]

Thanks Admin Mod for the tasty treat. Take this foul beast!

[silverleaf]

By the time you are 10 you should know enough to capitalize proper names. Like Jesus.

No one can predict solar storms in 2012 but some cultures (like Mayan calendar) believe world will end or at least be considerably destroyed on Dec 21 2012 when the North and South poles reverse polarity.

Unless the comet newly detected coming our way hits us on Feb 24th.

Do your chores anyway.

[dirtymac]

Okay! Who are you and what are you doing here? This is kind of a lame posting even for a 10 year old. No posted article or links thereto. No pictures (required for most postings)?

[fieldmarshaldj]

You no have spacebar on your troller keyboard, ja ?

[Desdemona]

I quote Heidi Klum from Project Runway: You’re OUT

[Old Sarge]

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DTG 021200Z JAN 09

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

SUBJ: ZOT IN PROGRESS

RE: POST 1

1. WATCH NCOIC HAS CONFIRMED REPEAT CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.

2. FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER HAS DECLARED WEAPONS FREE REPEAT WEAPONS FREE.

3. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO-ZULU AND DESIGNATING THIS LOCATION AS IMPACT AREA “IANA300”. WEAPONS STATUS IS RED-FREE.

4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE AUTHORIZED TO EXECUTE OPTION “CATFIGHT” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MSG. WATCH NCOIC WILL CONDUCT BATTLE DAMAGE ASSESSMENT FOLLOWING STRIKE TERMINATION ORDER.

5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: VALHALLA-OVERLORD.

#/////

NOTHING FOLLOWS

EOM EOM EOM

[Viking2002]

Does your mother know you're gay?

[Poser]

MEOW!

IB4TZ!!!

[Arrowhead1952]

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OK.I KNOW WE ARE EXPECTED TO HAVE A SOLAR STORM IN 2012.I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF THERE WAS ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT OR SOMETHING WE CAN USE FOR PRETECTION.I MEAN WHEN I HEARD THIS I WAS TOTALLY SHOCKED!!I JUST HEARD ABOUT ALL OF THIS TODAY AT SCHOOL!I’M NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A CAR PAYMENT.I REALLY WANT TO LIVE LONGER THAN 13 YEARS.BECAUSE AT THE MOMENT,I AM 10 YEARS OLD.I JUST HOPE THAT A SCIENTIST OR BABY JESUS CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!

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