DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-09 (Inauguration Fever hits DUmmieland!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[bcsco]

Well then, I’m going to do a little kitchen work and make some fazool, pazul, fagioli. Sounds pretty darned good. Just one question; what kind of beans do you prefer?

[Paul Heinzman]

I think cranberry beans are typically used, though any starchy legume would work. The great thing about pasta e fagioli is that is so full of starchy goodness that the next day you can mash it up, dredge it in flour and fry up patties.

[Paul Heinzman]

All times Eastern

One, Two, Three O'clock, Four O'clock Barack,
Five, Six, Seven O'clock, Eight O'clock Barack.
Nine, Ten, Eleven O'clock, Twelve O'clock Barack,

We're Barack around the clock tonight.

[Paul Heinzman]

Well then, I’m going to do a little kitchen work and make some fazool, pazul, fagioli. Sounds pretty darned good. Just one question; what kind of beans do you prefer?

You won't regret it. Fasta Pazul is a meal that fills the belly, warms the heart and cleans the bowel. (That last part is kind of yucky, but very important.)

[Roscoe Karns]

Tuesday
5pm - MSNBC - Matthews and Olbermann rushed to hospital for that 4 hour side-effect that the Viagra commercials warn you about. Oddly enough, ahead of them in line at the Emergency entrance is Rachel Maddow. In fact, the ENTIRE media establishment is there, all for the same exact reason. Except for Larry King. He's hopeless.

[pillut48]

I feel dirty!! And creeped out too...
[waves madly at any lousy DUmmy trolls eavespeeping on FR]

LOL. ;-)

[pillut48]

Indeed! The only time I cry here is when I’m laughing so hard my side starts hurting!!! :-)

[blows kisses to lousy DUmmy trolls]

:-p

[pillut48]

I am impressed you know what arugula is!! :-)

(And no, lousy DUmmy trolls, it’s not a kind of spider, LOL!)

[pillut48]

Are you trying to barack the FR spirit? Cause I don’t think it’s working! ;-)

[Paul Heinzman]

Are you trying to barack the FR spirit? Cause I don’t think it’s working! ;-)

Meanwhile, "poutrage" is flaring up anew over on Skin's Island. Seems the gay bishop's microphone didn't work. Not that it mattered; that part of yesterday's party was not televised on HBO anyway.

Will Rick Warren's mic be on?

There are few absolutes in these complicated events, but to quote the lovely Governor Palin, "You betcha!"

[bcsco]

LOL!

We’re going to see friends today to celebrate a belated Christmas (gifts for the kids). I’m going to launch that one on them BWAHAAAAHAAAAAA!

Oh, and thanks for the info on Pasta...whatever. I’m going to do a batch later soon...

[pillut48]

Meanwhile, "poutrage" is flaring up anew over on Skin's Island. Seems the gay bishop's microphone didn't work. Not that it mattered; that part of yesterday's party was not televised on HBO anyway.

Yup, saw an article about that here--look for HBO to be picketed by the LGBT sometime later this week because of their 'intolerance' and 'prejudice' towards the so-called 'man of god'! ;-)

I'm still wondering if Rick will man up and actually say the words "Jesus Christ" during his prayer, or if he'll cave and make his prayer 'more tolerant and inoffensive' for all those other religious folks out there who aren't stupid enough to be Christians! Think I'll post this separately, it's pretty interesting reading!

[Paul Heinzman]

Yup, saw an article about that here--look for HBO to be picketed by the LGBT sometime later this week because of their 'intolerance' and 'prejudice' towards the so-called 'man of god'! ;-)

I watched the video at that link. Have you ever seen a group of more disinterested people during a prayer? Bunch of homophobes, looks like to me.

[Paul Heinzman]

look for HBO to be picketed by the LGBT

That's LGBTQ! You forgot the Q! I still haven't figured out exactly what the "Q" is for. Of course there is queer, but what in that is not covered by the first four letters.

There was a string of posts on DU, after the Warren dust-up first started, asking that same thing. Near as I could tell, it stands for questioning. So I found a second use for DU.

The first, and best of course, is the DUmmie FUnnies. The second is to serve as a lexicon for the accelerating degeneration of our society.

[Paul Heinzman]

Here's a more specific RECIPE that looks pretty good. I was wrong about the beans, it's not cranberry beans but cannellini beans. Of course, as with any soup, fasta pazul is a great way to clean out the fridge.

[pillut48]

I’m sorry, but that’s just a bunch of quazy talk IMO! ;-)
[runs and ducks pieces of uncooked pasta thrown my way]

[acad1228]

Thank God I have every episode of The Big Bang Theory on my laptop. That ought to keep me entertained while this Apostacy in ongoing.