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DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-09 (Inauguration Fever hits DUmmieland!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/17/2009 8:28:23 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The day is surely drawing near! Obamassiah has mounted the Democrat donkey and is approaching the Holy City for his triumphal entry! The countdown continues! Will the ball descend in Times Square? I don't know. TV hosts are breathless. They're fawning over Obambi, the Young Prince. It's quite sickening, actually.

But Inauguration Fever is on the rise in DUmmieland, even as the temperatures in DC are going down! Maybe we can catch some of the festivities on TV. Do you think any of the networks will cover it? YA THINK? It's ALL OBAMA, ALL THE TIME! "Wall-to-wall" coverage? More like, "Through the walls, down the stairs, up on the rooftop, over the river and through the woods" coverage! But the adoring Obambats in DUmmieland are giddy, and they'll be glued to every inspirational moment. Check out this THREAD, "Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!"

So get out your Winky-Dink screen and place it on your television, so you can help draw the way for Obambi to get to Washington in time. Use the Bolshevik Red crayon, which is the same color as the DUmmie ejaculations below, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who unfortunately will be washing his hair all day Tuesday and thus will miss ObamaFest, is in the [Barackets]:

Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!

[Oh, good! Tell me about all the stuff I won't be watching!]

Ok, I was going all cross-eyed looking at the spreadsheets I had for the activities worth watching over the next five days and decided to just make a list.

[How about making a list of all the TV programming that will NOT be Obamamatic? That would be a lot shorter.]

Hopefully, someone else will find this helpful.

[I find it unnecessary. Flip on any channel and it's bound to be Obama Time.]

All times Eastern

[All coverage fawning.]

Saturday
10am - CSPAN - Obama's Love Train departs Philly.

[People all over the world, join hands. . . .]

1pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - Train picks up Joe Biden . . .

[At the Home Depot.]

in Wimington. . . .

[I thought he lived in Scranton?]

4:15pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - train arrives in Baltimore, another ceremony likely to follow.

[Palm branches to be distributed.]

5pm - MSNBC - Hardball with Tweet for what I assume is the train arriving in DC.

[The thrill running up Tweety's leg may cause technical difficulties.]

Sunday
2:30pm - HBO (you dont have to have HBO but you DO have to have cable)

[HBO to be renamed BHO.]

Inaugural Celebration Concert at the Lincoln Memorial

[Lincoln Memorial to be renamed Barackropolis.]

(HBO's site says "watch a message from the President elect" while CSPAN says "address by the President elect." he may be there or may not be)

[Present-Elect?]

Monday
8pm - Disney Channel - Kids Inaugural Ball - appearance by Michelle and Jill.

[AKA Minnie and Daisy.]

Tuesday
all day coverage . . .

[WE WANT MORE! MORE! MORE! WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!!]

11:30am - Inaugural Ceremony Beings

[BlackBerry Hussein Obama, strange being from another planet. . . .]

2:30pm - parade actitivies

[Here we'll be doing parody activities.]

(Bush's departure etc)

[NO! NO! HE CAN'T LEAVE! WHAT WILL WE DO WITH OUR BDS????]

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

[There goes the neighborhood!]

appearance by Barack and Michelle.

[Oh joy! Oh rapture! Bamalot!]

Please! if I left anything out, lemme know!

[WE MUST KNOW . . . EVERY . . . SINGLE . . . SECOND!!]

I guess I be will be glued to C-span all day Saturday.

[It's kind of like sniffing glue, isn't it?]

If anyone wants to see the Obama Radio Nation event with Randi, Stephie, Bill Press, Ed Schultz and others, it will be on C-SPAN from 4-7 on Sunday.

[The Triumph of the Moonbats!]

Maps, Performers, Parties, Balls, etc.

[Barf Bags not included.]

I am so excited...I have my own countdown clock!!!

[I myself am counting down the days to 1-20-13.]

Mods- can we keep this pinned and open for late edits?

[How about we frame it and bronze it and place it on our mantel?]

I believe I'll be kicking this. . . .

[I believe I'll be sick.]

I took the day off to celebrate.

[A day off from not working.]

I will be checking in here all day to see if any fellow DUers will be posting pictures with little stories about all the joy and excitement.

[I'm all atwitter! I'm like a little schoolgirl!]

I cannot wait for Tuesday. . . .

[I cannot wait for 2013.]

whoot!

[w00t!]

well, just dont expect any pics of me on the couch in my PJs because I'm not putting on any makeup until Tuesday night!

[You should try the smudge-free mascara, ben. Tears of joy are not a problem.]

I will be DVR'ing all of this.

[It's already DRVing me crazy.]

I assume CNN will be covering the train arriving too?

[CNN has a correspondent just to cover the porters.]

the places where I wrote (TV coverage uncertain) I am assuming CSPAN, MSNBC, CNN etc. will be covering those, but I couldn't find any definate listings.

[It will be everywhere, all the time, on every channel, don't worry. The Hunting & Fishing Channel is doing "Favorite Duck Calls of the Obamas." The Food Network is having an "Arugula Marathon." CNN/SI is doing a special "Swimsuit Edition: Obama's Pecs." But the capper will be on the Fashion Channel, "Michelle's Extreme Makeover: Jackie Style."]

Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?

[All of them. Indeed, special channels are being created, even as we speak, to beam the events to other planets. Enjoy!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bhoinauguration; coronation; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; inauguration; obama
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It's a bit much, dontcha think?
1 posted on 01/17/2009 8:28:24 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

ibtp


2 posted on 01/17/2009 8:29:39 PM PST by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Saturday Night Inauguration Fever PING!


3 posted on 01/17/2009 8:29:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 5. Now to read. Watching SNL, this should be painful.


4 posted on 01/17/2009 8:32:29 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: GQuagmire

You all know how hard it is for me to watch TV right now, I can’t even watch ESPN without them mentioning their beloved messiah, it’s sickening, can’t even watch my beloved basketball, can’t watch QVC because they are selling those stupid coins of his, don’t these bastards realize that 48 million of us did not vote for the fraud


5 posted on 01/17/2009 8:33:57 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Charles Henrickson

top ten!


6 posted on 01/17/2009 8:34:18 PM PST by BattleHymn
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To: Charles Henrickson

Don’t get me going on how SICK all this adulation is. I thought Clinton was bad - but Osamadabamada has Sheeple in mass orgies every day.

All the garbage you can buy celebrating Obamessiah...the last straw was when I went for groceries, and there in the food store was a display of all this garbage (including bumper stickers of “YES WE CAN/OBAMA!!!”) for sale. (Of course, blacks were picking out things.) I need to say something to the manager, because I believe that is unseemly. Or maybe it’s just that this entire every-day every where orgy is unseemly.

Paper-hanging SOBs.


7 posted on 01/17/2009 8:34:35 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Since TV is useless at this time I am going to see “Defiance” tomorrow, maybe get some pointers.


8 posted on 01/17/2009 8:34:41 PM PST by pankot
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To: Charles Henrickson
I will be checking in here all day to see if any fellow DUers will be posting pictures with little stories about all the joy and excitement.

I read this one too quick and at first glance thought it said "joy and excrement." Now that I think about it my first look was correct.

9 posted on 01/17/2009 8:35:31 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: pankot

9?
Woot!
Lovely as always Charles! :-)


10 posted on 01/17/2009 8:36:25 PM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: pillut48

10 works too!! Woohoo!!!

Now I’m off to see the special about what color Michelle’s toenails have been painted!! A VERY SPECIAL episode, can’t miss! ;-)

/sarc


11 posted on 01/17/2009 8:37:22 PM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top twenty? Feed a fever, hope they get my cold,


12 posted on 01/17/2009 8:37:26 PM PST by listenhillary (Socialists ~ Consuming the fruit of capitalists for more than 80 years!)
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To: GQuagmire
SNL’s last “Bush Sucks” season. Making fun of Ozero is considered racist. What will they do?
13 posted on 01/17/2009 8:37:31 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Monologue all Obama. Yuck.


14 posted on 01/17/2009 8:40:13 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ok, I was going all cross-eyed looking at the spreadsheets I had for the activities worth watching over the next five days and decided to just make a list.

Spreadsheets? I wonder if this moron made a spreadsheet for tomorrow's NFL playoff games. What a sick...

15 posted on 01/17/2009 8:41:33 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (CIA Director!....So easy, a caveman can do it!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 5?


16 posted on 01/17/2009 8:41:46 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet ("Don't confuse what you got a right to do with what's right to do." Bill Bennett)
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To: pillut48; Paul Heinzman
Now I’m off to see the special about what color Michelle’s toenails have been painted!!

You must get the Michelle Toenail Channel (MTC). Of course, it's digital.

(BTW, I understand Pazul Heinzman can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.)

17 posted on 01/17/2009 8:41:49 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Pazul Heinzman

"Pazul"?

18 posted on 01/17/2009 8:44:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (B.O. Plenty.)
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To: All

Even Fox News is all over this crap! I have sworn off TV till Wednesday. Its kinda umm... disturbing and sycophantic.


19 posted on 01/17/2009 8:51:05 PM PST by USAFJeeper
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Mega-dittoes!! I am so sick of all the obama-nation.


20 posted on 01/17/2009 9:03:29 PM PST by Fudd Fan ("Hope and Change" - it's a COOKBOOK!)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
SNL’s last “Bush Sucks” season. Making fun of Ozero is considered racist. What will they do?

Why, just mention the messiah's name and have 20 minutes of applause, of course! If tonight's episode is any indication. (I am NOT watching it, someone has it on in the other room. *barf*)

21 posted on 01/17/2009 9:05:46 PM PST by Fudd Fan ("Hope and Change" - it's a COOKBOOK!)
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To: USAFJeeper

And PSYCHO-phantic, too.


22 posted on 01/17/2009 9:06:35 PM PST by Fudd Fan ("Hope and Change" - it's a COOKBOOK!)
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To: Fudd Fan

Makes me physically ill. Can’t change the damn channel without seeing Obama this and Obama that. I can understand it being on the news since it’s a news event but can’t watch ESPN, can’t watch QVC, can’t watch anything without them trying to sell Obama crap. Makes me just want to turn off the damn TV for a week, maybe I will just play with my Wii, good thing I am ordering my PS3 this week, something else to play with during this Obama fever garbage


23 posted on 01/17/2009 9:08:27 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obama is stupid


24 posted on 01/17/2009 9:09:23 PM PST by woofie
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To: Fudd Fan

I’m watching SNL for a laugh. I usually get one out of every four or five shows. This show appears to be one where I don’t. Steve Martin hosts next week but I don’t think even he can save it anymore.


25 posted on 01/17/2009 9:10:00 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

QVC was the last straw for me, too. ptui


26 posted on 01/17/2009 9:10:00 PM PST by Fudd Fan ("Hope and Change" - it's a COOKBOOK!)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

SNL hasn’t been remotely funny since, maybe the 80s?! Hubby insists on checking it out, however — so here I am FReepin’.


27 posted on 01/17/2009 9:10:59 PM PST by Fudd Fan ("Hope and Change" - it's a COOKBOOK!)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
Is it just me or are they giving Obama more man love that they did for both Clintons during their entire 8 year run?
28 posted on 01/17/2009 9:12:13 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So many premature o-climaxes.


29 posted on 01/17/2009 9:13:11 PM PST by bannie
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Yes, but familiarity breeds contempt.


30 posted on 01/17/2009 9:23:43 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Quite lame this week. Rosario Dawson not funny but easy on the eyes.


31 posted on 01/17/2009 9:32:42 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: the OlLine Rebel

You did not hear about the Zero trading cards being put out by Topps, did you?


32 posted on 01/17/2009 9:43:11 PM PST by getarope (1-20-2009: God Help America)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Obamassiah has mounted the Democrat donkey"

I thought they were saving that for the party at the Doubletree.

33 posted on 01/17/2009 9:46:06 PM PST by hometoroost (Put not your trust in princes...in whom there is no help...happy is he whose hope is in the Lord.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I noticed CNN is calling it The Obama Express.


34 posted on 01/17/2009 9:48:10 PM PST by RatsDawg
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To: RatsDawg
Eight hours of Obama Express....unfreakin believable!

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Obama!!!

35 posted on 01/17/2009 9:54:04 PM PST by Chgogal (Don't look at me. You elected them, Comrade!)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
I'm watching Animal Planet. Those doggies are a lot cuter than Obama and the soon to be FB). ; )

So far no Obama!!!!

36 posted on 01/17/2009 9:57:04 PM PST by Chgogal (Don't look at me. You elected them, Comrade!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Oh, good! Tell me about all the stuff I won’t be watching!]

This :)


37 posted on 01/17/2009 10:15:07 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Charles Henrickson

He has 18-pages in the California 8th grade Social Studies book, an airport in Chicago will be named for him, a school in NYC has been named for him.

and he has not done jack squat to deserve any of it. Next month his face will ‘dis’grace the 8 dollar bill. In 3 years that will be $800 bills and enough to buy a loaf of bread if you can find any.


38 posted on 01/17/2009 10:17:10 PM PST by GeronL (A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood)
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To: GeronL
an airport in Chicago will be named for him

Really, Ohare sounds crackerish.

Obambi International. Sounds gay.

39 posted on 01/17/2009 10:43:44 PM PST by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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To: pillut48
“Now I’m off to see the special about what color Michelle’s toenails have been painted!! A VERY SPECIAL episode, can’t miss! ;-)”

Personally I'm waiting for the 2 hour special to see if it's Boxers, Briefs or Underoo’s.

40 posted on 01/17/2009 11:02:04 PM PST by angelsonmyside
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To: hattend
Obambi Gay International

oops, thats also the name of the official magazine out of the Obama Media Office- Homo Division

41 posted on 01/18/2009 2:00:49 AM PST by GeronL (A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama's Love Train departs Philly


42 posted on 01/18/2009 3:22:20 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?

You have got to be kidding.

43 posted on 01/18/2009 3:54:10 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
so you can help draw the way for Obambi to get to Washington in time.

Once a week our local paper puts in a childrens version of the newspaper and they actually had one of those maze type puzzles in it for the kiddies to help Obama get from his house to the White House. I kid you not! The darn thing was nothing but Obama for the kiddies to read about. Its gone from funny to just plain scary.

44 posted on 01/18/2009 4:05:41 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

There is a show on HGTV that I just can’t miss. Its called Gardening by the Yard. They are having an all day marathon on fertilizing daisies so I will be watching all day and I’ll have to miss the crowning of the king. Aww gee what a bummer!


45 posted on 01/18/2009 4:12:36 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Army Air Corps

Thats what I was thinking. When he falls from his pedestal, he will fall hard.


46 posted on 01/18/2009 4:16:55 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: All

Not to offend any athiests here but, folks, this reminds me very much of the antichrist from the bible. Back before Christmas, there were some strange things going on with the stars. A very strange line up of the planets and moon. A very good bible scholar said that shortly after that there will be a very charasmatic leader emerge and take the world by storm. The antichrist. I know he has been around a couple of years but it has never been anything like this. Its just crazy.


47 posted on 01/18/2009 4:24:36 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Where’s a good Spongebob marathon when you need one? I could use the intelligent programing.


48 posted on 01/18/2009 4:34:23 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
these bastards realize that 48 million of us did not vote for the fraud

these bastards realize don't give a $&!+ that 48 million of us did not vote for the fraud

49 posted on 01/18/2009 4:37:51 AM PST by NewLand (What does 0bama know and when did he know it?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just wait until the dimocrats post inauguration anticlimactic mass depression starts setting it. It will be the salvation of all of the major drug companies.


50 posted on 01/18/2009 4:37:52 AM PST by NickFlooding (Canceling out liberal votes since 1972.)
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