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First top 10!
>Today feels so much like New Year’s Eve to me... <
It’s the CHINESE new year right now. How appropriate. :)
Wait until their idol falls...
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Liberals are definitely nuts! They’ve all lost touch with reality and think that they are all actors in a Woody Allen movie. Those bozos are in for a rude awakening.
#10?
And [FWAP!] Charles, upside the head with a nerf bat!! Control yourself!!
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I'm wondering what percentage of these people are on Ecstasy.
Oh, that was one of the funniest Dummie Funnies I’ve ever read! I love the moonbat song! Thanks for brightening this very dark day!
I noticed this great feeling of optimism in my area. People were talking to each other. Two words buzzed through the air as people were excited and amazed at the same time. “Cardinals...Superbowl.” Oh! Wait! I live in Arizona. We’re more excited about that right now than about Obama.
I’m crying too ;-))))))))))
Tomorrow is the start of a brand new year for all of us...
[Only if we can get someone else to pay for it.]
We’re done wandering in the wilderness...
[Better not give up the pot just yet...]
What a great day!
[Chinese New Year? Oppression for all. :)]
Not saying we don’t have big problems to fix.
[And problems to create too. :D]
everything is possible now. . . .
[I’ll never have to work again. :D]
Come, take my hand...
[I need one of the peasants to wipe off the...just come here...]
Into the future for all of us...
[Slavery and oppression - I can’t wait. :D]
Tommorow will be a good day. I think some folks finally get it.
[The comatose maybe...]
It just hit me, really hit me, today...
[I’ll hit you harder than that if you want.]
Isn’t it amazing?
[Yeah, he’s bankrupting the country with one single inauguration party. I can’t believe it either.]
I’ll probably be up very late tonight because I won’t be able to sleep from excitement.
[I’ll be masterbating to Obama’s picture.]
It’ll be a good time to finish The Audacity of Hope.
[...just need to learn to read first...]
A truly historical moment...
[First truly Marxist president of the US - what a feat. :D]
Someone just shook my hand in the grocery store!
[Son of a bitch looked me in eye too. We need to do something about these underlings.]
I am wearing my Obama sweatshirt.
[I’ve been wearing it since election day. Can’t wait for the river to thaw so I can wash it.]
There was a brilliance in our exchange.
[The operation went successfully - so which department of the government is picking up the bill?]
A relief.
[Just took a dump, did I miss anything?]
there is so much optimism among the American people that seems to have been bottled up.
[Optimism: it’s a new drug. You should really get some. Makes voting left wing easier.]
this is the dawning of a new era.
[Can’t wait to surrender to terrorists.]
I actually started to cry.
[My shrink wouldn’t see me, so I had to settle for beating my head against the wall.]
I’ve been crying in my thread. . . .
[The computer shocked me. I blame Bush.]
What a day, what a day of reckoning.
[Reminds me of Revelation...oh wait, sorry. We’re all Islamic here...]
I love to be alive now. . . .
[I was killed by an abortion 2 years ago though. :(]
I love all people today.
[Except Bush, conservatives, people who like their guns, people who like their money, people who ask too many questions....]
I was just thinking that I wish I still had my Christmas tree up and all the lights outside. I would have loved to plug everything back in for tonight and tomorrow night and light this republican neighborhood of mine right up.
[But since I converted to Islam, I can’t do Xmas trees anymore. I’ll have to settle for blowing up the synagouge at the end of the block.]
I can’t wait to dance the first dance with my husband tomorrow night, along with Barack and Michelle. I’m going to wear black velvet and spikey shoes.
[...wish I could be there with a FIRE HOSE in the 18 degree weather. :D ]
My front porch light just burned out! I think it’s a sign!!
[We need to get rid of carbon RIGHT NOW!]
I still feel a strange surge of hope.
[It’s just nausea. I’m feeling it too.]
We’re all so FULL OF HOPE that it’s overflowing all over the place.
[I might start shooting HOPE GOO everywhere.]
Here comes the sun. . . .
[Better flee back to my grave with the rest of the vampires. :( ]
It’s frigging infectious!!
[The new bird flu strain. I think we should be focusing more on it than the inauguration...]
Better take a handful of Advil now, DUmmie - THIS hangover's going to last four years.
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Let the Calendars show.
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