What a shame this is The Onion and not reality.
Someone needs to buy those jackhammer operators a couple of beers and make a donation to the Botanical Gardens!
Joe the jackhammer operator!
The Onion..........LOL!
“I wanted to leave the speech with a feeling that this man was a beacon of hope, that he was going to lead us out of the doldrums and into a bold new beginning,” said Nathaniel Washburn, a 72-year-old African-American who brought his grandchildren to the inauguration. “But I couldn’t hear a goddamn thing.”
Ironic yet ominous reality sinks in for the lemmings.
I would think this tells us an awful lot about the system that surrounds the president! How on Earth can there not be a mechanism in place to control something as real and present as a nearby jackhammer? It seems to me this would have been a perfect ploy to interfere with the steps being taken to protect him. What sort of a system is it that lacks the ability to control the immediate environment of the most powerful man in the world?
Too bad it's satire.