President Declares He Will Decide Who Can Earn a Profit and When

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 Jan 2009 | John Semmens

[FFranco]

Are you sure it was satire? That sounds exactly like the way those Commies and Nazis and Fascists work. I bet he’s gonna do it. Just wait, you’ll see.

[abigailsmybaby]

I sure didn’t think it was last night, but here’s the link to the original....

http://jumpinginpools.blogspot.com/2009/01/military-to-pledge-oath-to-obama-not.htm

[Arrowhead1952]

I have a lot of trouble with tax payer $$ being given to firms in an industry that lost hundreds of billions of dollars and then them turning around annd handing out billions in bonuses ... some of those asshats need to be prosecuted and jailed for the scams they have pulled off.

I agree with you here. I was trying to make a point that not everyone is worth the same in the workplace, no matter if it is a plumber or NFL star. That is what Hussein and the dims want.

These folks are worth exactly what the market will bear .. if someone is willing to pay Jeff Spicolli $15 million per picture, more power to him.

Too bad we can't pay our congresscritters exactly what they are worth. They would be begging on street corners.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Love it, keep them coming!

[melt]

LOL! Sadly, there is so much truth here--- it can hardly be called semi-satirical.

Well done.

[WayneS]

Ahhhhh, once again - Satire SO good that it is totally BELIEVBLE.

The “quotes” from democrat senators and the president are either things that they have ALREADY actually said in other slightly different contexts, or things that they WOULD say if they thought they could get away with it (in other words, things they’ll be openly saying in another year or two).

Thanks John! Another winner.