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DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-09 ("Someone please remind me why America is so great.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 02/08/2009 | DUmmie leftofthedial, DUmmies, and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 02/08/2009 10:16:35 AM PST by Paul Heinzman

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There's a lot of other material on the DUmmie thread, for those of you with the stomach for it.
1 posted on 02/08/2009 10:16:35 AM PST by Paul Heinzman
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 02/08/2009 10:18:15 AM PST by Paul Heinzman
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To: Paul Heinzman

I can’t figure out why they want to leave now. Didn’t their dreams just come true electing the messiah?


3 posted on 02/08/2009 10:21:04 AM PST by dforest (life is now good again....he has been inaugurated)
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To: Paul Heinzman
How is this all that different from, say, the Soviet Union circa 1965?

If you really believed that, DUmmie, you wouldn't sound so depressed.

Paul, you have my admiration for wading through more of this self-pitying crap.

More evidence that DUmmies are fat slobs sitting in their mom's basement, eating Cheetos and flaming strangers they wouldn't say "Boo!" to in real life.

4 posted on 02/08/2009 10:22:06 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life Capitalist American Atheist and Free-Speech Junkie)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Number 5 - that’s what I get for reading before replying :)


5 posted on 02/08/2009 10:22:47 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob (Save the Hispaniolan Solenodon!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
About 30 million of us can't get a job at all.

More like "don't want to get a job"


6 posted on 02/08/2009 10:22:49 AM PST by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Our roads, bridges, schools, power grid and other public infrastructure have not been up to current standards since he 1960's.

Have you ever noticed how liberals can't have an original thought? All the garbage they regurgitate on DU are actually the DNC's daily talking points.

7 posted on 02/08/2009 10:24:03 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer ( Elections have consequences.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

LOL!


8 posted on 02/08/2009 10:24:47 AM PST by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: Paul Heinzman

IN


9 posted on 02/08/2009 10:34:31 AM PST by granite
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To: Paul Heinzman
I've always wondered why the DUmmies are so damn DUmb. Now I know. They're FRENCH!!!

Back to "the 60s" thing, I don't know how old these DU pixies are but back in the 60s, Route 66 was Route 66. Now, it's Interstate 40 with "orange barrels" every quarter mile.

10 posted on 02/08/2009 10:35:40 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer ( Elections have consequences.)
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To: indylindy

They’re really going to have something to be pissed about when their messiah;
the narcissistic, arrogant, Hamas loving (add your own description here) who wants to be the “One” that does what no one has ever done and many have tried,
and that is bringing down America by looting the guvmint till and making slaves of citizens that have no way of protecting themselves. And that’s only part of it.

Although we know he’s not alone in doing this, we’ll give him the award for now.


11 posted on 02/08/2009 10:38:53 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U (Welcome to Obama's America... Be afraid, be very afraid)
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To: indylindy
I can’t figure out why they want to leave now. Didn’t their dreams just come true electing the messiah?

I know. You'd think they would quit griping at least for awhile. But no. Liberals are intrinsically unhappy people. All the surveys show it. They embrace their misery because it is self-inflicted and they'd rather wallow in it than let it go. After all, it's part of who they are.

12 posted on 02/08/2009 10:41:34 AM PST by hinckley buzzard
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How is America different from Russia in the 60’s?

Obviously from someone who’s never been there. Back in the 70’s it was still the armpit of the world. The bozo’s forgot to put toothbrushes on the “things to be made” list one year so no toothbrushes were made. A store might sell two items and it was guaranteed the two didn’t relate in any way, i.e. sewing machings and pencils. Street venders with produce (again, just one type) would have what looked like soup lines of people waiting to buy a cabbage or a handful of berries. Back in the 70’s there was one person who handled American tourists for the entire country... not that they allowed in any more than one person could handle. First thing upon entering the country, you surrendered your passport until moments before boarding the once a week Pan-Am flight home. And the only hair dye color was some gosh-awful brassy orange-red. Yeah, right, I can see how close America is to the Russian lifestyle. Did I say I cried when I saw that beautiful blue circle logo on the plane’s tail knowing I was coming home to the US? To the Dummies, there’s the door, don’t let it hit you in the backside.


13 posted on 02/08/2009 10:43:07 AM PST by bgill
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To: Darkwolf377

It’s these blatantly anti-American rants that are the most difficult, but I think the most important ones to feature. With this one, I found myself having to re-write most of my original comments to sublimate my anger into something (hopefully) FUnnie.


14 posted on 02/08/2009 10:45:29 AM PST by Paul Heinzman
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To: bgill

Welcome home.


15 posted on 02/08/2009 10:47:07 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U (Welcome to Obama's America... Be afraid, be very afraid)
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To: Paul Heinzman

ruminating... Do you think their moms ever told them that it’s probably not a good idea to voice everything that comes into their bird-brain heads?


16 posted on 02/08/2009 10:48:52 AM PST by xtinct ("There's a sucker born every minute." P.T. Barnum)
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Do you think their moms ever told them that it’s probably not a good idea to voice everything that comes into their bird-brain heads?

If they did, Joe Biden has only served to prove you can go a long way by disregarding their mothers' advice.

17 posted on 02/08/2009 10:52:36 AM PST by Paul Heinzman
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To: darkwing104
About 30 million of us can't get a job at all.

I think I've fired about half their worthless butts myself.....twice.
18 posted on 02/08/2009 10:54:26 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

These idiots lament the good old days and our lost country, never understanding that the very thing they support, liberalism, is the reason the good old days have all but disappeared.


19 posted on 02/08/2009 10:56:49 AM PST by beckysueb (Palin/Jindahl in 2012)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

LOL.

Good one.


20 posted on 02/08/2009 10:56:52 AM PST by se_ohio_young_conservative ("A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not why the ship is built" Sarah Palin)
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