DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-09 ("Someone please remind me why America is so great.")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 02/08/2009 | DUmmie leftofthedial, DUmmies, and Paul Heinzman

[wbill]

I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"

If I remember correctly, the next stanza in the song is "Well, next Friday came and I didn't get the rent......"

"So out the door I went."

We should all be so lucky.

[CSM]

These people are truly miserable little leeches. Envy will do nothing but denigrate the soul.

[CSM]

“These idiots lament the good old days and our lost country, never understanding that the very thing they support, liberalism, is the reason the good old days have all but disappeared.”

I was trying to think of a way to say exactly that, kudos to you.

[GeronL]

and this is after they won.

lol

[Hi Heels]

Good Gawd. I can't even choke the whole thing down. Someone just get some razor blades and warm water so these poor, poor, mistreated USA victims can do themselves in and save the rest of us from the pathetic martyr posturing essay just DRIPPING with unspent tears.....

"I know it is much more difficult/impossible with dogs, so we will have to wait, but we are really serious about getting out while it is still possible."

HAHAHAHAHahahhaa.a.. Yeah, the most difficult thing about moving out of the country is the dog. Here, pal, I'll take the dog. That way you can leave unhindered.

Poor fido's probably sick and tired of tofu anyway.

[Paul Heinzman]

Poor fido's probably sick and tired of tofu anyway.

LOL! There was, in fact, a flamewar that broke out over the weekend (it's locked now) in which a DUmmie called out someone on a PETA forum because the PETA loon was having trouble getting her cat to accept a vegan diet.

PETA is a subject of great controversy over there; most DUmmies even think the PETA people are a little nuts. But a lot of DUmmies who support PETA and any silly idea that comes down the pike and were arguing that the cat would not, as the OP opined, die.

It's a mad mad mad mad world.

[PJ-Comix]

Special edition DUFU to be posted tomorrow AM. Not the usual format. Everyone be sure to check it out.

[Paul Heinzman]

Can’t wait, PJ.

[PJ-Comix]

Sneak Preview: It will contain details of what could possibly become the GREATEST psychological test of all time. It could become as well known as the Kinsey Report and a hell of a lot more accurate since the Kinsey Report has been exposed as fraudulent.

[Hi Heels]

Bwhahhhaaa.... you know I see lions on the discovery channel chomping on carrots every day.

People like that shouldn't have pets. They could basically torture them to death.

[graywaiter]

I'm a pretty happy girl as a rule, so I go over there once a week or so to work up a good ranting rage and then clean my house! Ungrateful, spoiled, elitist ugly people always get my dander up, and it motivates me to work off my temper. Their stupidity does have the desired effect, and my house sparkles as a result.