Posted on 02/12/2009 9:07:57 AM PST by bs9021
The Bill Ayers Diet
by: Deborah Lambert, February 12, 2009
While today’s teaching methods have certainly not improved students’ standardized test scores, tomorrow’s students may shock and surprise everyone with their knowledge about the politics of obesity.
Leftist educator and FOB Bill Ayers noted in a discussion forum in a recent issue of Radical Teacher that “practically anything, from the lofty to the mundane, can be the subject of serious inquiry.” He noted, for example, that Gov. Huckabee’s dramatic weight loss inspired Arkansas school officials to pose students' BMI index results on their report cards.
To Ayers, this provides an opportunity for turning obesity into a social problem that could place him and the students against the “machinery of control.”
Ayers noted that his body of inquiry would include finding information on whether obesity is “correlated in any way to income, class, race or gender” . . . and asking if “exercise facilities are available equally across communities regardless of income or property values.”
And, if school vending machines are selling fatty and sugary snacks, are vegetables available too?....
(Excerpt) Read more at campusreportonline.net ...
The Bill Ayers Diet
Detonate fat!
Blow those excess calories away!
Hide ugly cellulite!
Deny you ever met a piece of cheesecake!
LOL!!!
Burn the hostess twinky flag!
bomb an MRE!
Abort that extra weight!
You wake up to find that your jaws are wired shut due to damage from his latest bomb. You won't be eating except through a straw for twelve weeks. Weight lost? 15-30 pounds.
Or, you wake up to find that your insides have been shredded by nails from one of his bombs. You'll be eating through an IV for the rest of your life. Weight lost? 30-40 pounds and 20 years of life.
Or, you get a call that your family was killed by a terrorist bomb because Mommy took her children to work at a police station, military recruitment office, or the Pentagon, and that's the day that Ayers decided to send what Obama calls his "mainstream" message. Your family is dead, and you are no longer interested in eating. Weight lost? 40+ pounds.
Obama's pal, Ayers, could have done wonders for weight problems, and his only regret is that he didn't do more.
You forgot running from the police.
Playing hide an seek with the cops.
Running his mouth.
Bobm making yoga.
Don’t forget the Kill your parents part, having no income and no one feeding your ass will cause you to lose weight! Therefore kill your parents!
/MASSIVE Sarcasm.
I'd be shocked if this hasnt been studied to death already.
Abort that gut!
Ooooh MAN.... lol
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