SWF Seeks Man, Woman or Famous Landmark

Newsbusters ^ | April 8, 2009 | Colleen Raezler

[Bean74]

ABC’s has a history of pushing the boundaries between normal and abnormal sexuality – the pregnant man, transgenderism, bisexuality, incest – but the April 8 “Good Morning America” pushed the line to a new level with its report on “objectum sexuals.”

“Objectum sexuals,” as defined by ABC’s Kate Snow, are people whose “intimate life revolves around objects, not people.” Erika Eiffel, an “objectum sexual” who changed her last name to Eiffel as a reflection of the commitment ceremony she had with the famous Parisian landmark, further explained “we feel an innate connection with objects. It comes perfectly normal to us, to connect on various levels, emotional, spiritual, and also physical for some.”

Eiffel, who believes “she was born this way,” told Snow, “when other teenagers were dating each other, I was dating a bridge.”

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Some people will do anything for attention.

Grow ups used to know enough to ignore people like that.

[Badeye]

The rest of us call these folks ‘sociopaths’.

[Lx]

The bridge has no comment.

[Commander X]

I guess they want marriage rights too.

[GeronL]

we need to bring back mental asylums

[justlurking]

I'm not going to make any comments about the resemblance of the Eiffel Tower to... uhh, never mind.

I'm not sure what to think about a bridge. However, if it was a tunnel....

I wonder what other objects she has "dated"? Are they all "landmarks".

[stockpirate]

In most descriptions of behaviour disorders gender confusion is listed, gender confusion means homosexual.

[ForeignDude]

“we feel an innate connection with objects. It comes perfectly normal to us, to connect on various levels, emotional, spiritual, and also physical for some.”

I am coming out! I shall dare to give my love a name! I AM an objectum-sexual. I feel this deep emotional attachment, this spiritual connection, this passionate (yet tasteful) physical attraction to...my S&W M&P 9mm. I can't help it --I have to be near it, touch it, whisper sweet nothings into its gracefully designed chamber. And when I rack the slide...ooooh, baby!

[Dr. Sivana]

this passionate (yet tasteful) physical attraction to...my S&W M&P 9mm. I can't help it

May you live to see many bullets!

[PLKIng]

This must be satire, right? If not, look for the libtards to push for another classification of rights. For example, how can you keep a woman away from the bust of Teddy at Mt. Rushmore. Who are we to stand in the way of a consenting adult expressing her love? I could think of other examples but did not want to be too crude.

[dblshot]

objectum sexual

[Hegemony Cricket]

and then of course, you have liberals who want to $cr3W the whole country...

[Travis T. OJustice]

[La Lydia]

And the reporter conducted this interview with a straight face? What a conglomeration of nut cases. The reporter seems to be as dim a bulb as the Eiffel woman and the “expert.”

[grey_whiskers]

What a BANG!

Cheers!

[grey_whiskers]

There's a famous McDonalds photo circulating on the internet similar to that, but posting it would get me banned.

Cheers!