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http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=554 ^ | William Briggs

Posted on 05/01/2009 4:06:25 AM PDT by mattstat

Why do people occasionally enjoy having the bejesus scared out of themselves by watching horror movies? Maybe it’s a way to relieve stress or to recall vague, primal memories of being hunted. Those regular chompings by various beasties must be wired into our DNA, so seeing an Alien bite into somebody triggers a cellular reaction. A regular squirt of adrenalin into the veins might be a physiological necessity.

Doubtless, there are psychological theories aplenty, and probably one of them explains the gory details of today’s theme. However, we can ignore all of these sophistications, because our purpose today is to document and not to resolve.

First, a quiz:

Which of these television networks airs the most horror movies?

1. Sci-Fi (soon to be Sy Fy; aren’t MBA-led decisions clever?)

2. USA

3. Spike

4. Lifetime

The shocking winner, by orders of magnitude, is...

(Excerpt) Read more at wmbriggs.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: horrormovies; lifetime

1 posted on 05/01/2009 4:06:25 AM PDT by mattstat
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To: mattstat

Is?


2 posted on 05/01/2009 4:08:10 AM PDT by rabidralph
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To: mattstat

Fascinating!


3 posted on 05/01/2009 4:10:35 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: rabidralph

D


4 posted on 05/01/2009 4:14:43 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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To: mattstat
"Why do people occasionally enjoy having the bejesus scared out of themselves by watching horror movies?"

Same reason they get on high-speed roller coasters: for the thrill of it. Or is that also associated with some 'primal memories', such as falling off a mountain or something?

5 posted on 05/01/2009 4:16:08 AM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: mattstat

Perhaps this explains why alot of women vote democrat. The horror of the outcome of handing your country over to a group of your countrymen who in fact are.....MARXISTS!!!


6 posted on 05/01/2009 4:28:39 AM PDT by EAGLE7 (They MAY take our lives but they'll never take our freedom!)
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