Jokes That Won't Be Told at Tonight's White House Correspondents Dinner

The Powers That Be ^ | 5-9-09 | Doug Powers

[1rudeboy]

Does anyone know when C-SPAN will have this on (with timezone)? I still can’t navigate the C-SPAN website.

[sheikdetailfeather]

Maybe they can show this for some good old fashioned humor!

Obama’s Bra 54 Double “D”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuu-RhOBDU

[freedumb2003]

>>”If you’re wondering why the president is in a good mood, it’s because he’s glad to be finished with his annual physical. During his colonoscopy doctors removed two benign polyps and the White House Press Corps.”

HI-YOOOOO!!

[antiRepublicrat]

During his colonoscopy doctors removed two benign polyps and the White House Press Corps."

That was perfect!

[sheikdetailfeather]

LOL! Good one! Here is another thing that would be good to show tonight:

To Bow or Not to Bow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMGPP63vdQs

[EternalVigilance]

“I’m sorry to inform you that Obama won’t be here tonight. They’re requiring ID at the door.”

[Big_Monkey]

To call Wanda Sykes a comedian is being incredibly generous. She isn't even remotely funny. Her selection as the "entertinament" for the night is a case study in Affirmtive Action.

If she wasn't black, a woman and a lesbian, the only stand-up delivery she'd make is "Do you want fries with that?"

[steveo]

"This morning I took a walk through the National Cemetery -- or as ACORN calls it, a 'recruiting trip'."

I don't find that one very funny at all.

[nana4bush]

It looks like it is on MSNBC not C-Span on my Dish schedule. Is that right??????

[freedumb2003]

>>I don’t find that one very funny at all.

They are talking about getting more voters on the democratic rolls. One of the many crimes of ACORN.

[Verginius Rufus]

To be pedantic, Michelle is only the 40th first lady.

Some Presidents' wives died before they were in the White House (Jefferson, Jackson, Van Buren, Arthur), Buchanan never married, and Tyler and Wilson had two wives while President.

[South40]

They should have hired Chris Rock for comment.

[yellowroses]

Oh my Gosh!! I’m still laughing.

Thanks.

[Lord Basil]

“Please wait while the teleprompter rises.”

“The teleprompter stopped working. Now what do I do? Rahm? Bill? Mr. Soros?”

[Yardstick]

They don’t let George and Barack in the same room anymore because the last time they did, Joe Biden got tangled up in the puppet strings.

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LOL. Some good lines here.

[steveo]

They are talking about getting more voters on the democratic rolls. One of the many crimes of ACORN.

I don't care the heroes that rest in the National Cemetery should not be the subject of anyone's humor.

[Big_Monkey]

Streaming starts on www.cspan.org at 6:00pm EST. They'll carry the red-carpet arrivals as well as the dinner in it's entirety.

C-Span, the cable channel, will broadcast the dinner starting at 8:00 pm EST.

[Ann Archy]

Wanda Sykes fits the entire bill for SCOTUS! I have never even HEARD her name before this.....geesh....I AM old.