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Failed Obama Stamp - Funny
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| 06 15 09
| Notoriously Conservative
Posted on 06/15/2009 9:53:06 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1)The stamp is in perfect order.
2)There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3)People are spitting on the wrong side.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: obama; stamp
To: Notoriously Conservative
HAHAHAHA! Just stole that and emailed it to a bunch of people!
To: Notoriously Conservative
ROTFLMAO!
Prepare yourself for transportation to the Gulags...:)
Making fun of the Dear Leader is strictly verboten...
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:01:22 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("The Road to Serfdom" by F.A.Hayek - Read it...today.)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Hahaha. I just forwarded the joke to all my email recipients.
To: Notoriously Conservative
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:03:20 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court House...........America's Axis of Evil)
To: Roccus
Steal away. Though link back are nice :)
To: Notoriously Conservative
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:07:24 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.)
To: Notoriously Conservative
I put it on the Rush ‘Live” thread...with attribution
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:09:09 AM PDT
by
Roccus
(The Capitol, the White House, the Court House...........America's Axis of Evil)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Unfortunately there are probably very few “spitting” on Obama’s image. More of the faithful are licking his face in a display of admiration and a vain attempt feel closer to him.
Personally, I think Angelina Jolie should suggest that these stamps are a suitable substitute for her “one sheet” routine on trips to the restroom.
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:13:54 AM PDT
by
HardStarboard
("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule - Mencken knew Obama)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Old one.First heard it years ago.and when I first heard it the likeness on the stamp was that of Breshnev.
To: Notoriously Conservative
A recycle of an age-old political joke.
This one might be even funnier to say too many people are “licking” the wrong side, instead of spitting. Works both ways. :-)
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:19:56 AM PDT
by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: Notoriously Conservative
Now that’s funny! But I don’t need a stamp. I spit everytime I say Obama’s (ptui!) name or make reference to him (ptui!) It’s either that or utter an expletive.
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:35:38 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(I asked my broker what he's buying today. He replied: "Canned food and ammunition.")
To: Notoriously Conservative
Not something to joke about. It won't take long before some leftist wacko thinks: "Hey, they want Obama on a stamp! You have to be dead to be on a stamp! They want Obama dead"
Knock Knock
Who's there
Secret Service! Suck carpet dirtbag!
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:50:34 AM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weight-lifting sessions each week and...)
To: Tanniker Smith
My point there, of course, is to say that the lefties are wackjobs, not that anyone actually wants Obama to croak!
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:51:39 AM PDT
by
Tanniker Smith
(The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weight-lifting sessions each week and...)
To: HardStarboard
Just FYI, but it was Cheryl Crow who did the one-square comment about TP.
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:55:53 AM PDT
by
Ro_Thunder
("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
To: HardStarboard; Ro_Thunder
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posted on
06/15/2009 10:56:48 AM PDT
by
Ro_Thunder
("Other than ending SLAVERY, FASCISM, NAZISM and COMMUNISM, war has never solved anything")
To: Ro_Thunder
>>>
Just FYI, but it was Cheryl Crow who did the one-square comment about TP. <<<
Thanks for straighten me out.
Jolie, Crow, Hollywood poptarts - they are all the same to me.....not worth the time to notice who's on first.
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posted on
06/15/2009 2:06:53 PM PDT
by
HardStarboard
("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule - Mencken knew Obama)
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