[PugetSoundSoldier]

My people aren’t from the Caucasus Mountains.

I’m native American.

This is the answer I intend to give. I was born in the USA, and my parents were born in the USA. I'm a native American by birth.

ALL FReepers born on US soil should answer the same. The results will completely skew the census results, rendering the attempt to racially divide the nation that much harder.

[Petronski]

I think all conservatives should use dice to randomly answer the questions.

[Kickass Conservative]

Comment for Census form:

Unlike the Poseur fake President who had his Brownshirts send me this Invasion of Privacy Interrogation Form, I was born in the U.S.A.

[MonicaG]

I like it, my fellow Native American. Think I’m gonna copy your answer on the Census test.

-Monica G, rockin the blonde/blue Swedish/German Native American look since 1972

[9YearLurker]

Everyone who answers Native American is giving more government goodies to whom the government means by ‘Native American’-—and fewer goodies to those of the real race of the respondent.

Is that really such a great subversive move?

[philled]

My family tree was rooted on this continent before there was a United States of America- so I'm definitely a Native American. I usually check the "Other" box on forms and write in "European-American" for "ethnicity". If the section is labeled "Race" I check other and write in "100 Yard Dash", "Three-legged", or "Indy 500".

I've not recieved the census form yet. I was originally thinking that I'd declare that there were 22 people in the household...

[nutmeg]

My people aren’t from the Caucasus Mountains.

I’m native American.

This is the answer I intend to give. I was born in the USA, and my parents were born in the USA. I'm a native American by birth.

ALL FReepers born on US soil should answer the same. The results will completely skew the census results, rendering the attempt to racially divide the nation that much harder.

I like the way you think, PugetSoundSoldier and Petronski. I think all FReepers who were born in the USA should definitely check "native American" on Obama's census form. It's the truth, after all...