[Signalman]

If this stimulus bill has “worked” then I’m the King of Siam.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

“If this stimulus bill has “worked” then I’m the King of Siam.”
You da King? Oh, the stimulus bill has worked. It's worked to pay off every DemonRAT campaign supporter and DemonRAT special interest. It worked in the sense that it's bankrupted the country, put millions out of work in the private sector, but government jobs are saved. Union bosses still get their bonuses. The rest of us are screwed though.
Obama is stimulated to air out his next marxist takeover bill. You don't need to read that bill Mr. Congressman. Obama has spoken.

[Gaffer]

NO, his idiot followers will believe it. And, to a person, they will each rationalize some excuse why whitey has done something out of the ordinary directly targeted at them only to cause these disparate results..

[FastCoyote]

[If this stimulus bill has “worked” then I’m the King of Siam.]

What! You dare question Dear Leader!
I magically turn you into the King of Siam and say:

[Spoken] It’s a very ancient saying,
But a true and honest thought,
That if you become a teacher,
By your pupils you’ll be taught.

[Singing] As a teacher I’ve been learning —
You’ll forgive me if I boast —
And I’ve now become an expert,
On the subject I like most.

[Spoken] Getting to know you.

[Singing] Getting to know you,
Getting to know all about you.
Getting to like you,
Getting to hope you like me.

Getting to know you,
Putting it my way,
But nicely,
You are precisely,
My cup of tea.

[ANNA AND THE MOTHERS]

Getting to know you,
Getting to know all about you.
Getting to like you,
Getting to hope you like me.

Getting to know you,
Putting it my way,
But nicely,
You are precisely,

[ANNA]

My cup of tea.

[ALL]

Getting to know you,
Getting to feel free and easy
When I am with you,
Getting to know what to say

Haven’t you noticed
Suddenly I’m bright and breezy?
Because of all the beautiful and new
Things I’m learning about you
Day by day.

Getting to know you,
Getting to feel free and easy
When I am with you,
Getting to know what to say

Haven’t you noticed
Suddenly I’m bright and breezy?
Because of all the beautiful and new
Things I’m learning about you
Day .. by ... day.