Posted on 08/21/2009 6:01:30 AM PDT by PurpleMountains
Back when I was active in Massachusetts politics, one of my roles was as a coordinator working for Romney when he ran against Ted Kennedy for the Senate. My best friend at the time was an Irish-American, retired airline pilot who loved boating as much as I did, and who did boating stuff with me almost every day (as a college professor, I had summers off). One time I laid out the case for Romney over Kennedy to him, and he sadly agreed, but then said that he had to vote for Kennedy because we owed it to him.
In Rhode Island, where I was born and now spend my summers, one of the states two House seats is held by one of Kennedys sons, a drug-addicted nitwit named Patrick Kennedy.
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The only thing anyone owes Teddy is a jail sentence.
The author nails it: the Banana Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
LOL
Teddy and Mary Jo, united again...very, very soon!
I doubt it! Teddy will be heading in the opposite direction as Mary Jo. Hopefully he will have to see her face everyday from hell.
It’s a good thing for Teddy. She’d probably beat the CRAP out of him.
Since he is terminally ill, maybe we could send him to Libya.
The Hungarian-Jew-French-Yankee-Kerry even rolled with the Son of The Ould Sod deal ... and got away with it. He was elected because the typical sufferers from MFHDDS are so drunk on election day that they only needed to see the "K," the double consonant, and the "Y," to be convinced that they were once again loyally supporting the local royalty, yet another Kennedy, and thus keeping their state job. Even Deval Patrick does a moving and convincing rendition of "Mother MacCrae," telling anyone who will listen, of HIS Hibernian heritage. MFHDDS in the extreme.
What the natives (aka "Massholes") have done to MA is bad enough, but now they always want to come to neighboring states where the quality of life has not quite yet been ruined by them and their fellow MFHDDS sufferers, and spread the contagion.
I urge anyone living in MA who thinks they may be developing MFHDDS to visit the Cape before electing another Kennedy to anything. The Kennedys maintain entire hamlets there, where they stow their bastards and those whom they have maimed and crippled in car, plane, skiing, babysitting, and boat accidents. It will be tough to get these particular Massholes (many of whom share Kennedy DNA) to talk, but a bottle of Bushmills should do the trick.
Your forgot the convenient lobotomy, courtesy of 'ole Joe, done to his slightly less than perfect DAUGHTER.
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