[r9etb]

Maggie Mertens, the woman in question...

[Disambiguator]

Isn’t that Elaine from Seinfeld?

[Sparko]

Maggie Mertens is hard up, pitching her resume.

When she puffs it with

” Live-blogged from the Obama Inauguration in Washington, D.C. Jan. 2009 – May 2009. “

you know you’re digging deep and close to hopeless. I want Obama to adopt her like a second dog. See how The First Pear likes that.