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BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award

Posted on 10/09/2009 8:55:46 AM PDT by hecht

In an unprecidented move, both the National and American Leagues awarded President Barack Obama the Cy Young Award. Speculation exists that he will also receive the MVP Award. When asked to comment, senior aide Rahm Emmanuel stated that MLB knew from Obama's Mom Jeans that he wasn't taking performance enhancing drugs.


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1 posted on 10/09/2009 8:55:46 AM PDT by hecht
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2 posted on 10/09/2009 8:56:51 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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No Golden Glove ?

Aholes !!


3 posted on 10/09/2009 8:57:43 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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Pitching form: Obama vs. Bush
4 posted on 10/09/2009 8:58:40 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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5 posted on 10/09/2009 8:58:44 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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MTV awards here we come - don’t get no bigger than that!


6 posted on 10/09/2009 8:58:50 AM PDT by vimto (To do the right thing you don't have to be intelligent - you have to be brave (Sasz))
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Dreamland. Liberals are mentally ill.


7 posted on 10/09/2009 8:59:36 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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gmta. I started composing the exact same post, but didn’t want to spend my lunch hour on it.

He only threw one pitch, but it was, let us admit, unhittable.


8 posted on 10/09/2009 8:59:45 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
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Eh, he throws like a girl.


9 posted on 10/09/2009 9:00:37 AM PDT by SandWMan ( I'm still trying to find the section in the Constitution that mentions "nation building".......)
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hilarious


10 posted on 10/09/2009 9:01:52 AM PDT by cowtowney
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Did Jim Thompson have anything to do with this?


11 posted on 10/09/2009 9:02:45 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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Next thing you know, he’ll be canonized by the Pope!


12 posted on 10/09/2009 9:03:32 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Member of AARP - Armed And Really Pi$$ED!)
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This just in.

Obama voted greatest basketball player is NBA history. Just look at that three-shot form.


13 posted on 10/09/2009 9:03:47 AM PDT by Will88
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He didn’t win for his fast ball but his inspiration and braveness to wear “Mom Jeans” in front of millions of viewers.


14 posted on 10/09/2009 9:04:37 AM PDT by Harley (Life is Tough, But It's a Lot Tougher When You're a Liberal. Stop Global Whining Now.)
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My co-worker and I are ROTF laughing...great post!


15 posted on 10/09/2009 9:05:11 AM PDT by watchwoman (Under the planes at DFW)
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Well deserved after Obama one-hopped the first pitch at the All Star game.


16 posted on 10/09/2009 9:26:39 AM PDT by Amagi
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Girly man lobs ball.


17 posted on 10/09/2009 9:27:25 AM PDT by Vaduz
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Wait a minute. The Cy Young is an award for pitchers. Don’t you think he’s more fitting of a “catcher’s” award?


18 posted on 10/09/2009 9:28:56 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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There’s no sissies in baseball!


19 posted on 10/09/2009 9:47:09 AM PDT by thecraw (God allows evil...God allowed Hussein...Lord willing he'll give us Sarah to clean up the huge mess.)
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20 posted on 10/09/2009 9:48:10 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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