Re. your picture: Senior citizens will wait in line for anything as long as it’s free, no matter what it is...........From there they’re headed to the mall for their morning “mall walks”........or to Meijers for their coffee clutches.
Excuse me—I’ve been a “Senior Citizen” for many years now, and I resent your remark regarding same.
I’ve probably accomplished more since I reached age 65 than you have or will in a lifetime.
I opened the Fridge and there was a Five Pound Brick of Government Cheese. I asked my Parent's where they got it and my Dad said they were giving them away for free so he went and got one. My Wife just shook her head while I laughed.
Trouble is, my Mom and Dad never ate Cheese unless it was part of my Mother's Lasagna. My Mother didn't use Cheddar Cheese, or whatever that orange stuff was, in any of her recipes. It would have been against the Italian Code of Conduct.
Needless to say, we ended up taking half of the Gubmint Cheese home with us. I think we gave it a taste and threw it away.