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DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-09 ("I cannot stay in my seat the final hour before a flight lands!")
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| December 27, 2009
| DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
Posted on 12/27/2009 7:18:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: HerrBlucher
Flying sucks, and has since about 1995. It used to be fun, there used to be lots of seats unoccupied, people used to dress well on an airplanes, and the food was sometimes even good. You could also change your ticket around at will without paying exhorbitant prices. The stewardesses were hot and fun to flirt with, and there were no ugly stewards. WTF happened? Also the seats are now incredibly uncomfortable. The only reason I can give for the horrible service nowadays is that it is a marketing ploy. The airlines probably think that people will HATE flying coach so much that they will be more willing to fly first class.
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posted on
12/27/2009 8:14:34 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
To: Charles Henrickson
To: HerrBlucher
To: Charles Henrickson
Gatorade bottles have a wide neck. Just sayin...
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posted on
12/27/2009 8:19:54 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others.)
To: IntolerantOfTreason; Charles Henrickson
The system DID work - the passengers kicked that guy’s ass. What’s the problem? The terrorist son of a whore brought a bomb on board a plane and nearly detonated. Is this YOUR definition of the system working?
The system failed. Fortunately, so did the bomb. Had it detonated as intended, the passengers would not have had the opportunity to kick the guy's ass.
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posted on
12/27/2009 8:23:11 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others.)
To: Roscoe Karns
LOL !!!
You always get a laugh outta me.
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posted on
12/27/2009 8:27:18 PM PST
by
investigateworld
(Abortion stops a beating heart)
To: Charles Henrickson
You go ahead and all crap your pants for the last hour of the flight. You can live with the smell for that hour and the hour you wait on the tarmac waiting for a gate plus the hout of TSA searching the plane.
Have fun.
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posted on
12/27/2009 8:37:54 PM PST
by
GeronL
(This is a tagline)
To: Charles Henrickson
“Whip it out and let it fly in the aisle.”
Cool it, Ben Burch.
To: HerrBlucher
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posted on
12/27/2009 8:41:59 PM PST
by
GeronL
(This is a tagline)
To: Army Air Corps
I have given this much thought as I am to travel soon. Since I am not allowed to take any liquids on board a flight, I will instead take an empty can to urinate in and drop it off at the security screener when I deplane. This keeps the seats clean for the next passenger, relieves me of any “pressure” that builds up since I am NOT allowed to take care of my business anywhere but in my seat and gives Janet Napolitano a reason to continue her ignorance.
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posted on
12/27/2009 8:42:32 PM PST
by
Semperfiwife
(I, my children and my grandchildren are NOT Obama's ATM!!!!)
To: Jet Jaguar
Depends.
FOTFLOL You are so bad......
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posted on
12/27/2009 8:56:35 PM PST
by
notpoliticallycorewrecked
(According to the MSM, I'm a fringe sitting, pajama wearing Freeper)
To: Semperfiwife
That is a plan so cunning that you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. :-)
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posted on
12/27/2009 9:00:23 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: GeronL
Maybe the airlines will install relief tubes for each seat...
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posted on
12/27/2009 9:04:23 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Charles Henrickson
The nuts are getting restless. Be a shame for FReepers to go over there and stir the pot.
Happy 2010
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posted on
12/27/2009 9:10:03 PM PST
by
bray
(What ya in for Son? No Health Insurance. Me too.)
To: Incorrigible
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posted on
12/27/2009 9:14:13 PM PST
by
MindBender26
(Obama is what you get when you let the O.J. jury selects a president !)
To: Charles Henrickson
I just hope they use warm KY Jelly on their latex gloves for those body cavity probes. . . .Calm down, benburch, calm down!
Dammit Henrickson, you always steal the benburch-rich quotes before we have a chance!
To: Army Air Corps
ugh. I refuse to contemplate
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posted on
12/27/2009 9:45:48 PM PST
by
GeronL
(This is a tagline)
To: Army Air Corps
To: Charles Henrickson
So what do they expect with this silly rule. Pee my pants? Oh, I dunno. Depends...
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posted on
12/28/2009 12:00:55 AM PST
by
Purrcival
(Proud to share my birthday with President Reagan)
To: Charles Henrickson
I cannot stay in my seat the final hour before a flight lands! [Yes we can!]
But the system worked according to the security secretary.
I am seriously thinking I need a note from my doctor. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Of course it does not stop the neo nazi thugs jumping on the bandwagon of racial profile all Muslims. [Yeah, just a coincidence that 100% of these terrorist airplane guys are Muslims, I guess. . . .
The young muSLIMES are not blowing up the Amish buggies.
This has nothing to do with President Obama. Well, he is sympathetic to the muSLIMES.
ever hear of depends undergarments...? How about those astronaut diapers?
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posted on
12/28/2009 5:27:51 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(I am tired of being PC. It's time for torches, pitchforks, tar, feathers and GUNS.)
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