“Does the fact she was rolled over by a Caterpillar, then euthanized in a red crescent ambulance, make her a crescent roll?”
*Sparks and dazzling flashes emitted from keyboard due to coffee intrusion!*
Or, at least there would be had I been actually taking a sip.
Lucky me that I learned long ago not to drink anything while reading FR.
Timing is everything. Something she failed to learn...