Posted on 05/27/2010 10:30:42 AM PDT by NYer
Blog comments are like the graffiti of the untamed digital continent.
Some are helpful, like the spray paint on the fence that says “beware of dog.” Others are very impressive, like a beautiful mural. Some obviously took a lot of time and thought. Others are done passionately and quickly. Some are for self-promotion, like a gang sign. Others are done simply to exercise our power to do harm and cause suffering. Many are angry. And still others leave us scratching our heads.
As bloggers and blog readers, it’s helpful to distinguish between the different types. Blog comment sections can be very powerful places to get unique perspectives on an issue, share helpful information, build people up, engage in thoughtful discussion and contribute to the “soul of the internet.” But far too often they turn into annoying and useless diatribes of self-congratulatory tit-for-tats anonymously pounded out from behind an impersonal keyboard and obscured by thousands of miles of virtual space. That’s a waste of an opportunity.
And while we can’t control what others do, we can help the situation by what we do. And I think a good starting place is recognizing the different kinds of comments and the motivations behind them. Next week I’ll continue with part two: Ways to respond to each kind of commenter.
Here are the 10 types of blog commenters:
1) Encouragers - These leave simple, encouraging comments like, “great post!” Or, “wow, this totally changed my life.” But they don’t instigate further conversation or offer anything additional to the post. (FYI - Bloggers love these kinds of comments.)
2) Non-contributors - These are similar to Encouragers, except without the encouragement. Their comments say I was here and I read your post...like, “I also have a fish named Dorothy,” or “Thanks for this post.”
3) Contributors - Contributors usually leave the best blog comments because they offer something new to the conversation. A new perspective. Additional information. A new insight. They are thoughtful. And they can either respectfully agree or disagree with the post. Overall, they contribute to a healthy conversation and they make the blog post more valuable and helpful for other readers.
4) Destitutes - These are people in need. They might be depressed or struggling with something. They just want somebody to talk to. Somebody to listen. Sometimes their comment is on topic, often times it is not. Many times they have serious questions.
5) Slackers - Slackers are people who don’t read the post. They just read the title of the post and then want to say something. So they write it in the combox. They often strongly disagree with you while making your point. Or they soundly defeat a straw man and feel better afterwards. Or they ask things like, “Well what about X?” When the post spent paragraphs 3 and 4 answering precisely that about X.
6) Brawlers - Brawlers love to fight and argue. They aren’t interested in learning, giving the benefit of the doubt or considering that it was just an accident when I spilled my drink on them.
7) Angries - An Angry is somebody who is just angry at something. They often take the form of brawlers, but worse. They don’t even want to argue or fight about it. They just want to express their anger about something. Often times it makes them feel better to bring others down in the process. Their comments are often inappropriate and hurtful. And they usually end up accusing somebody tangentially related to the post of something tangentially related to the topic and then lumping everyone together and concluding that “You people are all a bunch of losers.” They can turn into real trolls too.
8) Posers - Posers pretend like they don’t care about the topic when they really do. Their comment basically says “I don’t care about this, but I still took the time to comment and tell you. That’s how much I really don’t care about this. And now I’m going to get really defensive about something you said…but I really couldn’t care less about it.”
9) Self-promoters - These people range from spammers and link-baiters to honest people just trying to promote something good. But their comment is all about promoting something else, not contributing to the post directly.
10) Aliens - Aliens leave comments that make absolutely no sense at all. It’s like they just landed on the planet Earth and thought they would leave a comment.
Did I miss any? Let me know! Next week we can address how to handle or respond to each kind type of commenter.
Ping!
I know I have posted in more than one of these categories. I bet there are some who have posted under almost every one of those categories.
Yeah, he did leave out the pingers, didn’t he?
Gosh, I’m afraid to reply for fear of being “profiled”.
One thing I’ve done lately (despite this comment) is to realize that the world doesn’t necessarily need or want to hear any or all of my brilliant words, thoughts, insights or wisdom.
Like this.
So,....goodbye, you won’t have me to kick around anymore.
Just kidding.
Let’s start identifying Freepers accordingly.
I identify Federalist Patriot as a “Self-Promoter”
I enjoy the canteen music. I haven’t heard some of those songs in years.
Thanks! This post will totally change the life of my goldfish Dorothy.
Ping!
I like cheese.
Did I mention I drive a Scion?
Seems like half the posts made to threads I start are this type. Maybe I need to post shorter articles or something.
I'm as definite Contributor. In fact, I'm the best Contributor they have here at FR.
Oh, and I wish I had a prehensile tail.
You are a contributor. Cheese is very, very, very good for you.
my job in SEO makes me a link-baiter!
and thanks for the post!
Yeah. Trolls.
At least they’re not in the numbered list
No, but you keep talking about that property you bought and are in the process of moving to. So are you a self-promoter for talking about the property or a slacker for forgetting to mention the Scion? Or am I just way off topic? :)
I think this falls somewhere between an encourager and a non-contributor.
If I'm Catholic does that make my dog Catholic too?
They forgot type 11: the entertainer, comic, class clown
Some of the rubber is coming off of my basketball shoes.
;)
I just want to be loved.
Ahem. Isn’t that why you got farm property?
*grins evilly*
9) Self-promoters - These people range from spammers and link-baiters to honest people just trying to promote something good. But their comment is all about promoting something else, not contributing to the post directly.
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Round these parts, we call them Thread Hijackers.
BTW, check out my latest thread here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2522417/posts
And once you've mastered that skill, what will you be? :=)
Say that reminds me, apparently if you don’t keep tabs on the goats, they’ll end up on your car. They seem to like high places.
Don’t ask me how your post made me think of goats. There are all sorts of secondary indexes attached to the data in my brain. ;)
It might help to shorten your username as well :-)
11.) Jesters.
Dunno. How does he take his dog biscuit?
G.M.T.A.
Lol, you know this could become a really funny thread!
Most of us probably fall under several of those type of commenters.
There are those of us who post graphics and I admit to often being a hit and run poster on those occasions. But I always try to respond to a reply.
The ‘pingers’ often amuse me, those who ping dozens of people to their every word........they often get few replies, and often don’t reply to those who do respond.
Then there are the groups, the cliques. One comes on, gets into a argument, pings their friends who all pile on and try to get someone in trouble. It happens more often now.
The ‘cussers’ are becoming more frequent, even though it’s supposedly not allowed.
And finally, there are the lovey-dovey, huggy, smoochie ones whose sugery sweetness runnith over, lol.
Yep, today I fall into the ‘complainer’ category, but I don’t do it often.
The post is worth "bumping" to allow others to see it ( and yes - I know this is about blogs...)
The poster found something interesting and I want to say "thanks" but have to think about the content before commenting for real...
Everything worth saying IS said in the headline..
It's fun to write comment...
Somewhat like multiple personality disorder?! ;-0
LOL, I’ve been holding back. Today was my day to rant!!
Yeah, we’re all a mixture of ‘this and that’.
Ah yes, there are also those Categorizers, the pedants who have to define and and evaluate all others. They are above it all, needless to say.
Thought you might enjoy this thread.
Well played..!!
Aren’t you supposed to eat those things?
My wit is too deep for the average person to grasp. ;)
You have not lived until that happens...........
You should have had a comment about Slackers - people who don’t read and just spout off. I feel like slacking.
"I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for forty years."
Strictly an alien here.
Tempting to give a ten-sentence comment that includes an example of each... but instead I’ll just say I like it.
Dude, you post quotes from 6th Century B.C. philosophers, while these so called “friends” of yours on Bookface kvetch about the Americans Idle winners, or brag about their pelargonias. What can ya do?
While I'm here, here's a graphic that can be used for answering #10's.
Great post! Anyone know what the temperature was in the Grand Canyon this morning?
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