Before he took office as president
Obama, congressional resident
was hired for voting
but spent time devoting
his efforts to mark himself present
Emerging from our windy city
Obama elicited pity
From liberal kids
and the blacks on the skids
To make our Fed even more shitty
Obama, a man of no worth
With his wooky of oversized girth
Rode his ghost written books
And his sound bites and hooks
To election with no proof of birth
YES! I love the last one, HILARIOUS!
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!