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Homeowner to Be Prosecuted for Shooting at Thieves (Satire)
Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 11 July 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/11/2010 11:43:41 AM PDT by John Semmens

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1 posted on 07/11/2010 11:43:45 AM PDT by John Semmens
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So is the DA also the defense attorney as well? What a jerk.


2 posted on 07/11/2010 11:49:00 AM PDT by miele man
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To: John Semmens

Please let me be on one of these jury’s!


3 posted on 07/11/2010 11:49:20 AM PDT by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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To: miele man
So is the DA also the defense attorney as well? What a jerk.

From just under the headline: Semi-News/Semi-Satire.

4 posted on 07/11/2010 11:51:30 AM PDT by bcsco (First there was Slick Willie. Now there's "Oil Slick" Barry...)
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To: John Semmens
Jefferson County District Attorney, Scott Storey called the shooting completely unjustified. “First of all, at best, Wallace was confronting persons engaged in a property crime.

This DA must be a Democrat.

Wallace was a member of the militia shooting at foreign invaders.


5 posted on 07/11/2010 11:55:21 AM PDT by Uri’el-2012 (Psalm 119:174 I long for Your salvation, YHvH, Your law is my delight.)
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To: Cheetahcat

i almost fell for this one, lol!


6 posted on 07/11/2010 11:56:08 AM PDT by Tennessean4Bush (An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.)
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To: John Semmens

I would make them spend their money prosecuting me! Since the man is elderly they probably figure they can intimidate him.


7 posted on 07/11/2010 11:56:08 AM PDT by jerri (Is it over yet?)
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satire


8 posted on 07/11/2010 11:56:48 AM PDT by Tennessean4Bush (An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.)
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To: jerri

Crap, another one I fell for!


9 posted on 07/11/2010 11:57:17 AM PDT by jerri (Is it over yet?)
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To: bcsco

Yeah, I saw that just as I hit the “post” button. Still, how many lawyers and DAs have you heard of who will do this very kind of action? Several.


10 posted on 07/11/2010 11:57:55 AM PDT by miele man
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To: Tennessean4Bush

lol, this is the second time.


11 posted on 07/11/2010 11:58:02 AM PDT by jerri (Is it over yet?)
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To: John Semmens
Almost got me on this one. It's getting harder to weed the satire from the news.

/johnny

12 posted on 07/11/2010 11:58:15 AM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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The DA should be fired. He’s going to try to put an 82 year old man in prison for this?


13 posted on 07/11/2010 11:58:28 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Democrats = authoritarian socialists)
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To: miele man; John Semmens

Just keep “John Semmens” in the back of your mind. That’s John’s method of writing.


14 posted on 07/11/2010 12:00:10 PM PDT by bcsco (First there was Slick Willie. Now there's "Oil Slick" Barry...)
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To: John Semmens

Satire. I wouldn’t use real names and real events like this.


15 posted on 07/11/2010 12:05:24 PM PDT by Bryan24 (When in doubt, move to the right..........)
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To: JRandomFreeper

That’s because the story is basically true. I just embellished it a bit.


16 posted on 07/11/2010 12:07:11 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: Morgan in Denver

Who is this clown


17 posted on 07/11/2010 12:11:22 PM PDT by rodguy911 ( Sarah 2012!!! Home of the free because of the brave.)
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To: rodguy911; Morgan in Denver

busted its a joke


18 posted on 07/11/2010 12:12:40 PM PDT by rodguy911 ( Sarah 2012!!! Home of the free because of the brave.)
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To: John Semmens

Unfortunately this is much closer to news than satire.


19 posted on 07/11/2010 12:14:10 PM PDT by devere
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Unfortunately, it sounds like the truth to me, John.


20 posted on 07/11/2010 12:15:22 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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