Russian fires and Pakistani floods connected. Really?

Big Bureaucracy ^ | August 12th, 2010 | Ellie Velinska

[Big Bureaucracy]

How is the goose connected to the story? I don’t know but it probably is. May be somebody really smart will find a correlation. Smart people make amazing connections nowadays.

For example, they found a scientist who proves that the Moscow fires and the Pakistani floods are connected. No, it is not because natural disasters just happen. No, it is not a right wing conspiracy. No, it is not the hand of God: it is climate change. No, it is not the same scientist who told us the coldest winter we had is a result of global warming, but he probably belongs to the same think-tank.

Did you know the earthquakes, the hurricanes, the tsunami – all is global warming. Al Gore confirmed that. Did you know that Al Gore invented the Internet, but did not invent the algorithm? NASA confirmed the algorithm was named after an ancient Muslim scientist. President Obama gave new directives and now NASA stands for: National Agency for Sucking-up to Arabs.

By the way that goose chased me. It is a true story. It was making hissing sounds, waving wings and looking at me angrily. May be it is a racist goose, who doesn’t like naturalized Americans. Or maybe the global warming creates not only crazed poodles, but also crazed geese. Here is the connection. I knew I can find one if I really think about it. The Global Warming pissed off the goose. Take that Einstein!

I feel a bit smarter already. Plus, my house is not on the beach and Al Gore’s house is – so if he is right about the global warming his house will go underwater (literally – not mortgage-wise) and mine won’t. How smart is that?

Now, after this wave of smartness, let’s try to understand how the Moscow fires and the Pakistani floods are connected... I’m trying... Still trying…

[cripplecreek]

[MNJohnnie]

Bush's Fault

[thethirddegree]

Great image!

[Big Bureaucracy]

That must be what causing it. Good thinking!