Leaked Democrat Re-election Strategy Memo (Shhh, don’t let on that we have it)

To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas; Liz; stephenjohnbanker; DoughtyOne; rabscuttle385; mkjessup; Impy; ...

RE :”Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Barrack Obama are the greatest leaders in the history of this country, but they are as popular as child molesters right now....(reply) .Reminds me of how popular ISO9000 was, and how we all wished somebody would take it off our hands, where I used to work. “They will treat it like a dead racoon....”

That child molesters line was motivated by a similar comment Liz made to me this week about Obama.

But what motivated this bit of creativity was that ppt presentation democrats made on how to sell unpopular Obama health care reform, by not talking about cost and deficit,(I pinged you all on it below). They are stewing in their juices now. I love it!

Democrat study group tips on pitching Health Care Reform post #22

21 posted on 08/21/2010 7:03:44 PM PDT by sickoflibs ("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")

To: sickoflibs; genetic homophobe; ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas; markomalley; stephenjohnbanker; ...

Hale responds:

Desm, this is what you need to do to have us re-elect you:

Tip#1: Find a rope, tie a nice, thirteen-coil hangman’s knot on one end.

Tip#2: Find a tree, and attach the loose end of the rope to it.

Tip #3: Have one of your Aides get a ladder.

Tip #4: Slip the knotted end over your “collective” heads.

Tip #5: Climb the ladder; not too quickly, as you need time to let the momentuousness of the moment sink in. Go ahead; pause and take a break; after all, this is more work than any of you dems have ever had to do in your lives, and we know it’s exhausting.

Tip#6: Now say a quick “prayer” to whatever equally-magnanimous, non-judgemental, gender-neutral, environmentally-friendly deity you believe or don’t believe in...you know, one like the All-Loving, All-Powerful, All-Equal Universal Cosmic Bellybutton Lint Ball or something like that...

Tip #7: Now, just simply step off the ladder!!! And remember - “it don’ mean a thing if youse ain’t got dat SWING!”

Presto!! America has instant trust for Dems again!!!

It’s actually that simple!!!

22 posted on 08/22/2010 7:55:31 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)

To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

Classic......and often true too!

23 posted on 08/22/2010 8:05:49 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ((.Go troops! " Vote out RINOS. They screw you EVERY time" Jim Robinson))

ROTFLOL!!

I am gonna e mail this one to friends.

24 posted on 08/22/2010 8:08:34 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ((.Go troops! " Vote out RINOS. They screw you EVERY time" Jim Robinson))

To: NFHale; sickoflibs; genetic homophobe; ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas; markomalley; ...

This is funny——Rand Paul’s opponent called him “an extremist.”

Rand responded by calling his opponent a “Democrat.”

LOL

25 posted on 08/22/2010 8:11:37 AM PDT by Liz

You might enjoy this, related to the HR ppt presentation.

26 posted on 08/22/2010 10:30:12 PM PDT by sickoflibs ("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")

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