Leaked Democrat Re-election Strategy Memo (Shhh, don’t let on that we have it)

democrats leak via email | August 21, 2010 | sickoflibs post

[sickoflibs]

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[sickoflibs]

Those democrats are up to no good ping !

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

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The Liberal Lexicon
A Conservative’s Dictionary of Libberish

[sickoflibs]

In case I missed you :)

[Liz]

"Not to worry about low polls, Democrats. A B-i-g October Surprise is coming.
I ordered the DNC to send every Dem the book, 'Get Sexier in Ninety Days.' "

"And Robert Redford's showing us how to smolder before a teleprompter."

Harry practices "smoldering."

[Liz]

Dem strategists advise candidates that Obama is “a walking radioactive disaster” ......

"Can't a guy chill out without being called a damn "walking radioactive disaster? "

[umgud]

This un-sourced memo someone forwarded me shows what terrible trouble democrats are in. Please don't gloat (too much) when reading it and don't let democrats know we have it.

Good day Representative

Many of you have been noticing how the party has been polling very poorly in approval ratings lately. If left unchecked this could be a serious problem in November. Your party leadership has determined that this is just a simple problem of you mis-communicating with your voters.

Here are a few simple tips for re-election:

Tip # 1; Pretend and act like you are a right wing conservative (or at leat a Blue Dog).

Tip # 2; Run like hell from Obama, Reid, Pelosi.

[Liz]

It is especially dangerous to talk about Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and
Barack Obama as the greatest leaders in the history of this country b/c,
right now, they are as popular as child molesters........

" I'm Chris Hansen with NBC, and we're doing a series on child molesters."
"What are you doing in this House? And why did you bring condoms?"

[wintertime]

Very cute essay! LOL

[Liz]

Obama was once perceived as having the honesty of Truman
and the historic mission of FDR riding to the nation's rescue.

[Candor7]

"And remember that the most famous heroes became well known after they were dead. Have patience for getting that credit. It is coming. We promise.">>>>>>>>>>>>>

Are they fixing to kill more people?

[meyer]

According to tip #7, it’s still Bush’s fault. LOL

[paulycy]

Those democrats are up to no good ping !

[stevem]

This official memo was written by Laura Ingraham er, er discovered by Laura.

[Col Frank Slade]

It reads like a campaign strategy for high school class president.

[American Constitutionalist]

The three desperadoes.

Bold outlaws that they are, bold outlaws that they do.

[Conservative4Life]

I want this as a bumper sticker or billboard in the yard...

[stephenjohnbanker]

....;-)

[paulycy]

I want this as a bumper sticker or billboard in the yard...

Print it out and do with it what you will. (It's mine, I say it's OK. :0)

[ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas]

Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Barrack Obama are the greatest leaders in the history of this country, but they are as popular as child molesters right now.

Reminds me of how popular ISO9000 was, and how we all wished somebody would take it off our hands, where I used to work. "They will treat it like a dead racoon...."