DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-10 (DUmmie Assaulted by Conservative Books at Costco)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I wasn't kidding about getting LARGE Right Guard BO sticks for just 12 cents each a little over a week ago. Right now laying plans for "buying" about a thousand frozen skillet meals that sell for 8 bucks each for FREE! This one takes a lot of advance planning. Like chess, with coupons you sometimes have to plan your moves in advance.

[Lurker]

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[DJ MacWoW]

Gee DUmmies. Maybe they stock those books because they sell? Just a thought.

[GQuagmire]

ibtp?

[freedumb2003]

IBTP!

[Lurker]

I mean, lots of tea partiers can't, or don't, read.

You keep telling yourself that, DUmmy. We read well enough to see the "R" on the ballot this November.

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[jessduntno]

“I once buried a whole stack of sarah palin books at the bottom of the adjacent piles. Childish? Bet you ass. But I had fun doing it.”

Plus, with my welfare extensions, I have TIME to do it.

[FlingWingFlyer]

The last time I was in a “warehouse store”, I bought a 250 roll pack of toilet paper. Got a free Sheryl Crow CD with the purchase. LOL!

[FrdmLvr]

I prefer to think that stacks of conservative books means that they're not flying off the shelves and into the hands of avid readers. I mean, lots of tea partiers can't, or don't, read.

My Costco had two or three large stacks of David Limbaugh's book "Crimes Against Liberty" on the first day it came out. I might have been one of the first to buy one. That was a Tuesday. By that weekend, they were down to about 4 or 5 books. That was it. They weren't spread around the other stacks, either, because I looked.

[GQuagmire]

what are you going to do with one thousand frozen skillet meals? I hope you have a coupon for 5 or 6 freezers.

[GQuagmire]

what are you going to do with one thousand frozen skillet meals? I hope you have a coupon for 5 or 6 freezers.

[Ditter]

After I chewed out the manager of a Barnes & Noble and told him I was tired of having to stand on my head in the back of the store to find the Conservative books, things got a little better. The squeaky wheel and all that!

[Riley]

I mean, lots of tea partiers can't, or don't, read.

I have a three bedroom house. One of those bedrooms contains my library. It's filling up fast; I'm going to have to plan for more shelf space in one of the other rooms.

Won't be the first time that books have taken over my house. When I sold my place in California, I filled my truck THREE TIMES to capacity and made trips to the used bookstore to thin the bulk down to the point where it was manageable.

[Borax Queen]

Whenever we add a conservative (or libertarian/conservative) book to our collection, we pick up the latest at Costco. I LOVE aggravating whatever libs are monitoring us by proudly carrying the book throughout the store, cover out... And then holding it in line until we get to the register. I’m always feeling their hateful glances toward me, lol.

[Ditter]

I hear ya! My husband reads like you do. I am afraid the stack of books on his side of the bed is going to fall over and crush both of us. When I can no longer stand it I donate them to the library. The used books store won’t pay me enough for them I’d rather donate.

[Grizzled Bear]

What you do is you just take a book from the next pile and gently place it over the top of the pile of right wing crap. Then you do the same for each volume of garbage you find.

What a fine example of left wing "tolerance." Since the can't kill the messenger they suppress the message.

[Riley]

I am afraid the stack of books on his side of the bed is going to fall over and crush both of us.

I had an almost two-foot stack of books on my nightstand that were my 'current reads'. I finished most of them and put them back in the library. The cat kept getting up there and causing avalanches in the night. Now I'm restricting myself to just two at a time on the nightstand.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

frozen skillet meals that sell for 8 bucks each for FREE!

Now about this...Where? How?

[Grizzled Bear]

After I chewed out the manager of a Barnes & Noble and told him I was tired of having to stand on my head in the back of the store to find the Conservative books, things got a little better.

The staff at my local B&N had to search for a copy of "Do as I say." The book is a collection of essays about liberal hypocrites. The back of the book has a copy of Michael Moore's tax return revealing that he owned stock in Halliburton.

As the cashier carried it up front, he glanced at the back cover and stopped in mid step. He looked at me and asked, "Is this true?" We spent nearly half an hour discussing about liberal hypocrisy, including Edwards and his "two Americas."