DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-10 (Excitement building for Restore Sanity Rally!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[eddie willers]

Can you SEE a DUmmie coming up to a MARINE and asking to use the toilet?

In the immortal words of General Tommy Franks:

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy."

[Condor51]

Woo-Hoo.
#1 'Working on Saturday'₍₁₎ post!

(1) working of my Photoshop account :-)

[mikrofon]

Comedy Central organizers are having a hard time finding port-o-potties for their rallies . . . after the Marine Corps Marathon planners snatched up about 800 of them for the same weekend.

Watch out for that Halls of Montezuma's Revenge...

[chesley]

Yes, except that it gives them too much credit :)

[Newtoidaho]

Millions! Well, hundreds of thousands certainly! Well, maybe tens of thousands anyway!

How about, a sea of dozens!

[pabianice]

Wonderful! A live, in your face, Liberal Freak Show on TV! What a blessing for Nov. 2!

[pabianice]

You can safely bet $1,000 that all the pictures will be close-ups to try and conceal the non-turnout.

[Condor51]

I support it and will probably go.
gotta figure out the logistics.

Translated into English:

1. I'm surrounded by dam Pizza Boxes, how do I get out of mommy's basement? (oh well, i'll have to dismantle my Fort)
   
2. Hmmm? Will mom let me use her car?
   (dam those fascist cops for arresting me again for DWS (Driving While Stoned) and confiscating my Gremlin)
   
3. Will mom loan me the money for Bus Fare? (Prolly not since I haven't worked since 1995. But I'm sure she'd like me out of the house for a few days to fumigate the Basement.)
   
4. Do I have enough dope to hold me over for the trip to DC? (I knew I shudda asked for a Kilo of Pot and some more Meth. But noooooo, the %$#$ing pusher cut off all my credit and wanted actual money! Well I'll show him, I'll get Dope on Credit from another pusher!)
   
5. If I get to DC where do I sleep? Park Benches are out and I can't even afford a room at a 'SRO' Flop House. (Hey! I can crash at a 'shooting gallery' in Da Hood. Junkies are harmless when they're zonked out on H. Yeah, that'll work.)
   
6. Okay. I've got the Logistics worked out, but now where do I pee at the Rally? (I guess I can 'go' in a bottle.)
7. But dammit, what about going #2? I can't drop my pants in a bush, I'd get busted for sure. Plus I have no toilet paper.
8. That does it. The trip's Off.

I have no toilet paper.

[Charles Henrickson]

A second PING for a BONUS PARODY!

SANITY RALLY
Tune: "San Francisco"

If you're goin' to Sanity Rally
Be sure to wear some stronger underwear
If you're goin' to Sanity Rally
You're gonna need some toilet paper there

For those who come to Sanity Rally
Bathroom time, there'll be a long line there
In the streets at Sanity Rally
Pent-up people with fragrance in the air

All across the Potomac
Such a strange aroma
People in motion
There's a whole demonstration
With advanced constipation
People in motion, people in motion

For those who come to Sanity Rally
Be sure to wear some stronger underwear
If you come to Sanity Rally
Bathroom time, there'll be a long line there

If you come to Sanity Rally
Bathroom time, there'll be a long line there . . .

[maryz]

LOL! I hope you have a DU account so you can post it there -- they need a theme song! ;-)

[lonevoice]

Excellent! LOL!

[mylife]

I hope they get 42 deg rain.

[little jeremiah]

ROTFLOL!

I swear, this is one of the best ever. I’ll have to savor it again later. Still LOLing.

You were truly inspired with this one; I will admit the material was redolent with possibilities. Fertile compost - I mean ground.

HA HA HA HA!~

hee hee hee....

[little jeremiah]

IBTP - In Before the Toilet Paper?

[Army Air Corps]

Perhaps they should attempt to secure Depends as a sponsor.

[Army Air Corps]

The organizers of Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive . . . have asked the marathon staff to share the portable toilets with their 65,000 expected to attendees.

[The rallies will now be called "Restore Sanitation" and "Keep Your Legs Crossed."]

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Keep poop confined!

[listenhillary]

Excrement building at the rally?

[Charles Henrickson]

I will admit the material was redolent with possibilities.

Redolent indeed! Bolshevik Redolent!

[Charles Henrickson]

Bowelshevik Redolent? It’s a movement!

[Charles Henrickson]

Excrement building at the rally?

Very good! Touché.