Why are you people so freaking high strung? I’m just asking why you are surprised! Man, you guys need to chill out. I thought Conservatives are supposed to be happy. I am. Why aren’t you?
No...you aren't just asking why anyone is surprised; you're also asking, in sardonic and ironic tone, whether the new policy of FR is to "completely trash anyone who utters a harsh word about Sarah Palin, right?"
This is a far cry from "just asking why you are so surprised."
If you're going to be sarcastic, grow thicker skin and tell the truth.