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DUmmie FUnnies 11-29-10 (William Rivers Pitt BRIEFLY Quits Smoking)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 29, 2010 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/29/2010 3:26:07 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

Why does he have 3 feet in that picture?


21 posted on 11/29/2010 5:33:53 PM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Poser

You have 23 years on me (though I didn’t start till 1973) May 27, 1994, but I still want one sometimes. Mostly when I’m thinking through a problem.

And you are so right about booze and cigs!! I didn’t go to bar until years after I quit.


22 posted on 11/29/2010 5:41:44 PM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Must. Now. Go. Outside. And.

Sneak. A. Fag.


23 posted on 11/29/2010 5:51:12 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix
There is always the substitution method. Exercise. . . .

Dig out the ol' dance pad, Willie:


24 posted on 11/29/2010 5:56:02 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix
quitting pot is much easier, so maybe switch to that for awhile.

Pot for Pitt.

25 posted on 11/29/2010 6:18:44 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix
quitting pot is much easier, so maybe switch to that for awhile.

Weed Willie.

26 posted on 11/29/2010 6:19:35 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix
quitting pot is much easier, so maybe switch to that for awhile.

Bong Piper Pitt.

27 posted on 11/29/2010 6:20:38 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Ya know, I may not like the Purple Prose Pied Piper, but I bear him no malice.

When you hear that quitting smoking is harder than quitting Heroin, I imagine it is true (did the former, never the latter).

Quitting smoking after 30 years was the hardest thing I ever did in my life. I did it by a combination of Nicitrol inhalers and Zyban. But it was really, really difficult. And the 2nd smartest thing I ever did in my life.

Good luck Will — we would like to have you around to mock for a long, long time.


28 posted on 11/29/2010 6:42:48 PM PST by freedumb2003 (FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
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To: PJ-Comix
Patch . . .

a president who CAN'T quit smoking.

Barry tried a nicotine patch on his lip, but he yanked it off . . .

Look what happened . . .

Pitt, let this be a warning to you.

29 posted on 11/29/2010 6:50:54 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pitt, stop!)
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To: SandyInSeattle

what image are you referring to? I didn’t see one - every once in a while that happens and I’m trying to figure out what is blocking certain images on my PC when using Firefox. I’m off to try with IE for a minute...

Any help would be appreciated!


30 posted on 11/29/2010 7:40:43 PM PST by jurroppi1 (The gropings will continue until morale improves, or "don't TSA me bro")
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To: jurroppi1; SandyInSeattle

never mind, now it shows once the page refreshed after I hit the post button.

Yeah, that is creepy. What’s creepier is that he reminds me of a good friend in that pic (looks-wise anyhow).


31 posted on 11/29/2010 7:43:02 PM PST by jurroppi1 (The gropings will continue until morale improves, or "don't TSA me bro")
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Weed Willie"??

Willie Nelson Will Likely Go to Jail for Pot Bust, Expert Says

By Hollie McKay

Published November 29, 2010

FoxNews.com

Willie Nelson was arrested in Sierra Blanca, Texas on Friday for possession of six ounces of pot. As a result, the country music legend faces as many as two years behind bars.

“If the Texas prosecutors do not reduce the charges, and the marijuana's weight is indeed six ounces, then he is dealing with felony and a potential minimum of 180 days in a county jail and a maximum of two years, with a $10,000 fine,” explained former California-based prosecutor, Robin Sax.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/11/29/willie-nelson-likely-face-jail-pot-bust-expert-says/?test=faces

32 posted on 11/30/2010 6:55:25 AM PST by Dooderbutt
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To: PJ-Comix
I. Am. Trying. To. Quit. Smoking.

[You. Have. Already. Relapsed.]

Stuff. Like. This. Would. Require. A. [Vanity Alert]. Added. To. The. Title. On. FR.


The last cigarette I had was...Sept. 13, 2010, haven't had one since.

As an ex smoker once told me, if you remember the day you last smoked, you will likely return to that habit.


My goddaughter made it a day and a half until this afternoon before getting another pack.

Sounds like someone I know - quit one morning and was smoking the next afternoon.


Good luck, Will. Quit on Inauguration Day after 15 years of smoking.

[Ironically the Inauguration Day of a president who CAN'T quit smoking.]

Being around someone like M. O. would make anyone smoke.

33 posted on 11/30/2010 7:11:18 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (De fund the TSA.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Need. Lounge. Vibes. Desperately.

[Let's drop the pretenses. You need a CANCER STICK right now! Light 'er up and suck down those unhealthy fumes! Inhale deeply and hold it in your lungs until the smoke permeates every last pore.]

Nah. This guy is an attention whore. What he craves is attention (even more than his cancer sticks...).

34 posted on 12/01/2010 4:49:59 AM PST by bcsco
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

I quit when I began having my heart problems (back in ‘85’). But I didn’t smoke cigarettes, only a pipe and cigars. My wife quit back in ‘96 and hasn’t smoked since.

I too will have an occasional cigar or pipe (I think I’ve had 3 cigars this year, maybe double that on the pipe). But that’s during the summer when I can sit in the back yard.

As for bourbon, I’ll take it with or without the smoke. Ain’t gonna quit that...


35 posted on 12/01/2010 4:54:43 AM PST by bcsco
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Why would Pitt Quit and deprive the state of those needed cig-tax revenues?

Does he not realize how many lives his quitting will cost with people starving for lack of welfare funds?

How many government workers will be denied their rightful salary raises?

What a cold-hearted beast!

But, unless he smokes in a "Cone of Smoke" isolation chamber his second hand smoke will kill untold millions!

What is a conscientious liberal to do?

Horror of Horrors! What to do?

36 posted on 12/01/2010 4:57:29 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't skipper a boat, Can't drive, Can't ski, Can't fly. But they KNOW what's best!)
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