[OB1kNOb]

Isn’t that tutorial misleading? I mean, zombies can’t run, can they? I thought they could only stagger at a fast pace.

[The Comedian]

Isn’t that tutorial misleading? I mean, zombies can’t run, can they? I thought they could only stagger at a fast pace.

(Sigh)

I expect more from you than this.

OK, quick remediation:

It all depends on the contagion/reanimation mechanism. Some zombie outbreaks result in slow-moving, Romero-speed walkers. Other mechanisms, like the T-virus or Rage, result in Sprinters. Still others result in a mix aka The Walking Dead.

So pay attention from now on, damn it...

Is that a bite mark on your arm?

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Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.