DUmmie FUnnies 01-04-11 (Pitt Portrays Himself as Clarence Darrow of Traffic Tickets)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 4, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

we went to court this morning AND WON.

The poor judge wanted to get out of there before it became Night Court.

[Charles Henrickson]

F*ck you, Massachusetts, and f*ck you, assbag detail cop who gave out that bullshit ticket. My wife kicked ALL YOUR ASSES today.

Guess who's going to be on the lookout for the Pittmobile from now on.

[Charles Henrickson]

Victory is ours! Bring us the finest muffins in the land.

Let him that is without sin cast the first scone.

[PJ-Comix]

Does anybody know how big the SECOND BIGGEST PING List is? Right now The Coupon Whisperer PING List has broken through a hundred PINGEES and may soon be #2 next to guess which PING List?

[Roscoe Karns]

[LibLieSlayer]

“(Nah, the judge had his quite logical reason—the cop was perpendicular at the intersection and couldn't have seen the status of the light in my direction.)”

B!tch lied... if a light turns yellow, the perpendicular side turns yellow... if one side is green... the perpendicular side will be red. Unless I am missing something?

LLS

[Charles Henrickson]

Good catch. I am a plagiarist, after all.

Pitt AGAIN casually dismisses the fact that someone caught him lifting a line without attribution! It seems he stole the "muffins" quote from an episode of "The West Wing."

I also get the feeling that Willie read our 12-27-10 DUFU, "Michael Moore quotes Proud Plagiarist Pitt!"

[PJ-Comix]

Guess who's going to be on the lookout for the Pittmobile from now on.

LOL! Attention Boston area police. Guess which IDIOT has been cursing you out online? Be on the lookout for the car of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. I am sure his info is in your DMV records.

Turn signal not working?

TICKET!

5 miles over the speed limit?

TICKET!

Going thru the yellow turning red light?

TICKET!

Changing lanes over a solid line?

TICKET!

Not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign?

TICKET!

Yes, I am sure Pitt commits dozens of infractions every day. Not hard at all to give him a TICKET!

[Charles Henrickson]

cop said I (and another driver) ran a red light. . . .

To a DUmmie, Bolshevik Red means GO!

[mowowie]

Oh Man....
LOL

[pillut48]

Could you add me to the coupon blog ping please? Thanks!

[Choose Ye This Day]

Thumbs up.

[pillut48]

Top 10?? Yay!

Could you add me to the coupon blog ping please? Thanks!

[mowowie]

Thanks PJ.
I am really looking forward to these new threads, as will a lot more freepers i’m sure.

[oldteen]

Please add me to your Coupon Whisperer ping list, please!

Thank you!

[pillut48]

Sheesh—started this a while ago, had the feed the kids-originally I would have made the top ten if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!! ;-)

[pillut48]

Doi, typing with a toddler in one arm—had TO feed the kids—

[mowowie]

“also get the feeling that Willie read our 12-27-10 DUFU...”

Being the egotistic narcissist that W. RIVERS Pitt is i am sure he checks every day to see if his magnificent name is mentioned here.

[PJ-Comix]

It would be sooooo wrong if someone (or several people) were to forward this William Rivers Pitt DUmmie thread to the Boston (or Boston) area police. Remember, I am not encouraging anybody to E-MAIL Pitt's thread cursing out the cop DOING HIS DUTY to those Boston area police departments. They might not take kindly to his attitude and profile his car for TICKETING.

Frank...I beg you not to highlight this over at the Conservative Cave. Please don't give your members the GREEN LIGHT to contact those police units with an E-MAIL link to Pitt's thread cursing out the traffic cop. That would be wrong. Soooooooooo wrong.

[PJ-Comix]

Paging franksolich! See my post above. Hee! Hee!