Posted on 01/19/2011 3:14:30 PM PST by GQuagmire
Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie can’t find Obama’s birth certificate.
It’s unclear where, or how hard, the man’s actually been looking, though.
“Nope, not here!,” he could shout, closing the freezer door, while munching on an orange Sponge Bob Square Pants tasty pop.
“Wasn’t in the bathroom, either,” he’d note, as staffers remind him again to wash his hands.
“Checked my beard, wasn’t in there. I’m stumped! Time to watch Jeopardy,” Hawaii’s new Governor could easily claim, before wandering off on an adventure somewhere in the brush.
(Excerpt) Read more at hillbuzz.org ...
Check Kenya.
He should check his desk drawers. Maybe the former Hawaii governor (WHO SAID SHE SAW THE DAMN THING) left it in the desk.
Check Moscow.
probably carved into a tree somehwere
Hu has it.
Hu might have background info regarding Mitt Romney’s elibility,too.
Hu might have background info regarding Mitt Romney’s elibility,too,if Mitt were to run for POTUS-
This guy has all the ‘finding’ skills of O.J.
I think Abercronmbie was naive enough to actually intend to show the original BS and help Obama out by ending all the speculation. Then, he probably heard from the White House and was told to drop all talk of finding the original BS.
Abercrombie will slink away from this as fast as he possibly can under the circumstances he created for himself.
Check under Soetoro. That should help.
And all Hu wants for that info is a few billion back in interest payments.
The Darden of governors. Never bring up something unless you are 100% sure of the answer.
Don Wade of the Don and Roma show on WLS in Chicago read all this on the air this morning.......I was shocked!
Hu? The Chinese guy on first?
What I find odd is why Obama was using different social security numbers as did his own mother.
“He should check his desk drawers.”
Maybe Sandy Bergler’s drawers, too.
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